Corrupt a wish!

Granted. Now 400lb people play at your arcades.

I wish for a donut.

Granted but it's stale.

I wish for a good night's rest.

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Granted, but it's so good you don't wake up until 9 pm.

I wish I could have cookies instantly appear whenever I wanted some.

Granted, but the secret ingredient is...Disgusting and best left unsaid.

I wish I could time travel

Granted, but it'll take you to where and when I want you to be.

I want some art supplies.

granted but they're broken

I wish downloading stuff wasn't such a pain

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Granted, but you can only download things you wouldn't want anyway.

I wish my brother would stop obsessantly quoting old YouTube videos.

Granted. He now quotes NEW youtube poop.

I wish I had a new avatar.

Then change it.

I wish I had infinate wishes.

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Granted, but after the 20 wishes you run out of good wishes to make.

I wish we could get the full songlist of DDR X3 vs. 2ndMIX now

So do I
I wish these wishes would get more creative

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Wish granted.

I wish the squirrel next to me could talk so I could have someone to talk to.

Granted, but only you can understand him and everyone thinks you're crazy.

I wish there were better arcades in new york.

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Granted, but you move to Hawaii.

I wish my left eye had better vision. It's starting to suck. Maybe I'll have to rely on a monocle.

Granted. You ow see with 20/10 vision in your left eye, but you're completely blind in the other.

I wish for 3 wishes.

Granted, but you couldn't think of anything useful for those wishes.

I wish for konami to re-release early DDR Titles CS or AC (don't matter) for XBL or PSN.

Granted. However, they're so buggy they're unplayable and they cost $200 more than a retail game.

Thanks for wishing for something.

No problem.

Ok lets see if you guys can fuck up this wish.
I wish for a island where there is no thunderstorms or natural disasters, its not bought off a drug dealer or anyone that has a crime record, and it is securely stable with reinforced steel. Fuck up that.

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