Post #81 · Posted at 2011-08-03 05:11:53am 14.1 years ago
82. Hitting on one of the managers
Post #82 · Posted at 2011-08-03 05:17:11am 14.1 years ago
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82. Setting a bomb timer accidentally from 50 seconds to 3 seconds.
What. I'm pretty sure you're trying to get kicked out, not given a life sentence.83. Crash your car into the wall of the store
Post #83 · Posted at 2011-08-03 05:22:30am 14.1 years ago
84. Threating a store clerk with a water gun
Post #84 · Posted at 2011-08-03 05:31:13am 14.1 years ago
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...Reread the title of this thread.
85. Smuggling fireworks into a state where they're illegal
85. Smuggling fireworks into a state where they're illegal
Post #85 · Posted at 2011-08-03 05:34:44am 14.1 years ago
Oh.....OH I thought it was 1000 ways to die. Crap I didn't see that coming. In that case,
86. Running around the store wearing nothing but a speedo
I believe I have fixed everything. This is by far, the dumbest thing I have done in Ziv ever....and Im guilty of it. Look back at my old posts guys, I rewrote all my posts.
86. Running around the store wearing nothing but a speedo
I believe I have fixed everything. This is by far, the dumbest thing I have done in Ziv ever....and Im guilty of it. Look back at my old posts guys, I rewrote all my posts.
Post #86 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:02:58am 14.1 years ago
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87. In pretty much every supermarket here there's a self-service check-out with two extra staff that do nothing but act all busy when the "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA" tannoy comes on. Show the company how this is a completely pointless exercise by stamping on their faces.
Post #87 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:05:12am 14.1 years ago
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88. Use custom made coupons with ridiculous values. (example: 1 free 32GB iPad 3G+Wifi) and claim that you got them in a survey when it's clear you used Paint to make them.
Post #88 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:07:56am 14.1 years ago
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89. On that note, pay using custom-made banknotes, and bitch to the staff when they won't accept your $36.50 bills.
Post #89 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:09:53am 14.1 years ago
90. Eat unpaid food in the store and offer to share it with an employee.
Post #90 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:48:59am 14.1 years ago
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91 - Make a pillow fort in the furniture section. etc after that
Post #91 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:53:55am 14.1 years ago
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Attempt to return an item you previously bought. When they offer to refund your money, insist that they pay you in shark teeth.
No.
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Look back at my old posts guys, I rewrote all my posts.
No.
Post #92 · Posted at 2011-08-03 06:58:21am 14.1 years ago
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Look back at my old posts guys, I rewrote all my posts.
No.
Post #93 · Posted at 2011-08-03 07:06:57am 14.1 years ago
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Fixed. Sorry for the stupid posts. Didn't really look at the title too well.
Don't Hate me
Don't Hate me
Post #94 · Posted at 2011-08-03 07:34:43am 14.1 years ago
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92. Ask where the bath section is and proceed to take off your clothes and bathe.
Post #95 · Posted at 2011-08-03 07:46:15am 14.1 years ago
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93. Break everything.
Post #96 · Posted at 2011-08-03 07:56:25am 14.1 years ago
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94. Bring a pogo stick and start hopping around.
Post #97 · Posted at 2011-08-03 08:03:07am 14.1 years ago
95. Ask the cashier for a donation of a couple trillion dollars for the U.S. government.
Post #98 · Posted at 2011-08-03 08:24:49am 14.1 years ago
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96. FUR SUIT!
Post #99 · Posted at 2011-08-03 09:41:25am 14.1 years ago
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97. Run with a pack of booze. 
Post #100 · Posted at 2011-08-03 10:17:42am 14.1 years ago
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98. Announce a 99% of sale for customers who streak.