You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

I broke my g-string

Someones head better blow after this post or I'm suing.

Male platypus' have a poisonous stinger on their hind legs, extremely painful, but not usuallly life-threatening.

Dinosaurs are in the Bible. The ****ing Bible, with DINOSAURS. Job 40:15-24, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1.

The Isaiah passage typed, but from a Children's Bible: At the time the Lord will punish Leviathan with his sword. His great, powerful and deadly sword will punish the serpent that glides through the sea. He will kill that twisting sea monster.

There a type of jellyfish (Turritopsis Nutricula) that can die and recover regularly. They call it effectively immortal.

Abraham Lincoln walked around the White House naked.

Elvis Presley died on the toilet.

A large percentage of perfumes are made of whale barf, which is hard to come by, if you can get your hands on some it's worth alot of money.

Women with big real breasts helps them float.

A shot of vinegar stops the hiccups.

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.

On average, every chocolate bar and Big macs contains at least three insect legs.

In colour, dogs only see shades of blue and yellow.

Alaska has the highest percentage for a state of people who walk to work.

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Honey never spoils.

And the final fact about two popular Presidents, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee
Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their! three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called a 'Lincoln' made by Ford.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials! And here's the
kicker:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

way awesome posts!

Just thought I'd make a little correction to one post though:
The alternate "dirtier" version of the word poop, comes from the fact that they used to stamp it on boxes that were shipped overseas. It stood for "Store High In Tanker"

It's actually Ship High In Transit, it was a nautical term used when shipping manure. Due to the methane it put off, when they stored it low in the ship it could sometimes cause huge explosions if ignited, so it was marked with Ship High in Transit or simply the acronym for it to make sure it was placed high on the ship to avoid build up. The connection to today's usage is a simple one from there.

Edit: I broke my g-string while fingering a minor the other day. Damn guitar...

I find it funnier that President Zachary Taylor died from eating a bowl of sour cherries...