You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

I didn't really find that last one all that amusing to be honest...

Sorry Oni.

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BLAHHHHHHHHHHH

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says

"I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again"

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What...an...ass!! LOL

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Just wondering, how many of you guys find my posts funny? Not like it matters anyway; I'd still be posting, making a guarantee that at least one will laugh!

Wannabe

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I vomited at the last one.

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The Wannabe video made me smile.

I'd post some stuff but most of it has probably already been posted before and I have a strange sense of humour sometimes. Also sorry for breaking your heart Oni, you know I <3 you!

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GH EPIC CHOKES & REACTIONS
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I lose on the reactions!

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a very very quite video.

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Guess what's gonna happen? Watch!!
(pause at 2:03 for more lols)

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And on the account of all parties...riotous sex ensues. LOST.

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Anyone who likes SNL has probably seen these.

People Getting Punched Before Eating

Business Meeting

Ok, this one isn't funny. It's more of an epic fail.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134125/japanese-man-wants-to-wed-cartoon-woman.html

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Amazing.

I think thats about what rock bottom of social depravity looks like.

And at the current rate that I'm going that might be me some day >_>... <_<..... ;_;

That was the joke

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Pssshh, hey, at my current rate I'm surprised I haven't reached that point a long time ago.

Anyway...

GIRAFFES!!!!

Edit: Errrgg! Stupid youtube at it's ban-happy people...