The What If game

I would have pruny toes.

What if you were called by someone claiming to be Nikolas Sarkozy (president of France)?

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I ll ask him why did he call me.

What if you were suspected as the master of DDR?

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Then one of my goals has been achieved

What if you were told that, but then after 30 seconds, they find another master of DDR?

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They would be impulsive liars.

words correctly if were What ordered these?

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It would look nicer.

What if you've got a death note?

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Hasn't this question been asked before?

What if Konami offers you a job?

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I would literally kick DM Ashura's butt, because his DeltaMAX is too hard.

What if you can read peoples mind?

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*evil laugh*

What If there was no such thing as weekends?

(yay 700th post)

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...then we would all be dead of boredom/homework/that one evil teacher that YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT...(maybe not >_>)

What if we had LONGER weekends?

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Then there would have been no point of Funday....

What if you knew of Shenanigans, the pink light bulb? What would you do?

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Dude, she would probably be the one turning ME on! HAHAHAHA!!LOLROFLMAO

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What if Shenanigans the pink light bulb applied to work as one of the funky colored lights at a rave party?

Shenanigans is a dude, dude. He's just pink. And he wouldn't be one to apply at a rave party. He's more bent on wreaking havoc across the world with his shenanigans.

TPBM has heard of F@NB0Y$

... >_>

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True?

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Well I guess I deserve that for making a rather sexist stereotype about color.


What if I smashed poor little Shenanigans with a crowbar?

You'd make Paul, Lemmy and Sylvia very happy.

What if there was no way of him dying?

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Oh yeah, THAT Shenanigans...

In that case, I guess we're doomed...

What if F@NB0Y$ had an Atari character?

....come to think of it. That's only character they have yet to reveal. If they did, it would most likely be a character that would appear to have been out touring the world and decided to visit his/her friends. *sends story idea to Scott*

What if inside a Wonderball was another Wonderball?

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Did you just deviled by 0?

And what's up with airplane food?

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It needs to be frozen and then re-heated before take off, which makes it a lose a lot of flavor. Bet you were expecting some funny clever answer weren't you? Not everything is supposed to be funny y'know.

What if eddie, who is currently the admin of this site, decided to erase ZIV in an attempt to get us to join and donate to BMS?

I told you we'd experience tyranny....

And here's my respone:

What if you had an awesome yellow scooter?

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I will ride it. Again! Again! .....(Remind me for Teletubbies)

What if your house's number = 13 ?

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