Best / Worst / Most Embarrassing School Moments

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Where do you live, dude?

I'm in Miami, Fl...//

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I would have never figured, Toon.

Never.

Ever.

...Sounds like a wonderful school.

6th Grade: On the morning bus, I started yelling/singing GOLD RUSH
"2222DXXXXXGOOOOOOOOOOOLD"
After that I made 4 new friends from the BEMANI world

Oh man this one is from Year 11 (equivalent to 10th Grade, a bit tl;dr):

So there's this guy who I'm friends with who got added by this girl called Amy Jones. After having a wonderful start to their conversation with lines from the guy such as "You look like the kind of girl who sucks so many cocks", they gradually progressed into having cybersex, with more great lines from the guy such as "in out in out", "up down up down" and "left right left right", while occassionally mentioning his 8 inch.

Unfortunately for him, Amy Jones is not a real person. It turns out that two of his friends were masquerading as a girl so they can add him and mess with him. So they printed the convo out and had a little laugh with others about it.

An outsider though caught wind of the convo, stole a copy of it, and copied it multiple times.

I walk into the year room next day and see everyone holding a copy of the convo and either laughing their head off or going "WTF".


It's been around 2 and a half years since and the poor guy still refuses to believe she's fake.

Off the top of my head - This kid in my school starts beating another kid with drumsticks for no reason whatsoever. The kid tells him to stop for 15 minutes, but he never does. Afterwards, he pushes drumstick kid to the ground. (Chicken) Drumstick kid bruises his knee and runs off crying. Then he gets suspended for 12 days.

Year 10: Punched a guy in the face. Got away with it. Granted, the guy was a bit of a dick, but still. He was giving me shit for about three months and one day he got in my face, and push quite literally came to shove.

My street-cred after doing that fucking QUADRUPLED. Although I still kinda feel guilty about it five years from then. Oh well.

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I wanna do this now the next time I go on a road trip

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Then be prepared to be chased by BEMANI fans.

Something similar happened to me in Grade 9. This kid in front of me kept up sliding his chair back and hitting my desk and tipping it over. One day I just got fed up and I was about to punch him on the side of the head when I decided to pull back. Too bad it was too late anyways and I still hit him. Though it felt like just a tap on my knuckle, it apparently left a good bump on my head.
It also got me a in-school suspension despite my record being clean. What kind of annoyed me was my friend beat the living daylights out of someone for making a rude comment towards him and he got the same punishment


Another story I have from Grade 9 was when we were working on our English performance task (which is about 10 or so % of the final grade) and this girl in my class is complaining to someone to pick up her pencil after she chucked it at him. I'm sitting across the room and I trying to do my work, but her consistent whining just drove me insane so I walked up, picked up the pencil and chucked it right at her saying "There's your pencil, now shut up". Normally I'm not the best at aiming, but in this case, if she didn't duck, I would of nailed her right between the eyes.
My teacher pulled me outside later to discuss the matter and she actually leveled with me. She knew the girl was annoying and I later found out from someone that she said that she found what I did funny.

I have another one from Grade 6 where our teacher was so awesome. We had times where the whole class would be chucking erasers at one another. That happened about twice or so during the school year. We also had a few other times where we took our water bottles and had water fights with them. The best part was the teacher participated in all of them

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If only that worked at my school. xD There are like, NO Bemani fans at all.

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And for even more non-BEMANI fans to think you're completely retarded.

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9th grade: Almost got into a fight for the first time and got 2 people suspended because of threats.

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This is what would happen if I did it at my school, though for whatever reason the Mexicans that make up a lot of the school seem more into it then the white people.

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I remember when I was in high school.

I remember the time there was a guy in school running around with a gun.





I remember being stuck in a class full of idiots.

Starving idiots.

Best: Tits during choir. Nuff said. (Week long time of epicness)
Worst: Um... Hmm.... Never really had a bad time but I was on a racist death list. I think that's about it.
Most embarrassing: Not sure, probably when I was on a dare to ask out a bunch of upperclassmen my Freshman year to Prom.


Honorable mention: My friend had sex with a dude in the boy's bathroom and I had to have the awkward moment of saying she was my friend.

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I loved when fights occurred in the cafeteria. No fight at my school lasted more than a punch or 2 each.

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Speaking of fights my school, Hickory Middle School, has a good load of them. One fight recently happen'd this week and both of the kids got suspended for 3 days.
BACK ON TOPIC.
7th Grade: There was a cockroach crawling in my pants but I didn't know it. The teachers freaked out and they were like, "OMG its a cockroach!" They were so afraid they sent the whole cl assroom out of that room. Then it was just me, the cockroach, and the teacher with a swatter. Later that year they called me cockroach man.

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Bestest moment in high school was when they dubbed me the DBZ guy. I literally wore a DBZ tshirt every day and since my surname begins with a "Z", it kind of made me an icon. To this day I still write my Z's just like the one from the DBZ logo.

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