The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but you fly too high and you end up in space, making your head explode.

I wish I was a child forever.

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granted but everything get's a "You must be this tall" sing.

Wish there was pizza here

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Granted, but you suffer from all the horrible cartoons thats being made & go into a deep coma from it

I wish 4Kids never existed

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Granted, but now Fox Kids takes over their job and makes things worse

i wish i had a pencil

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granted but there's no lead

Wish a new Zelda would come out.

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Granted, but it's too expensive and/or for a platform you don't have.

I wish my homework was done.

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Pan:Granted but Link has the power to run at super speed & has to collect rings & run in loops
CR: Granted, but you get alot more

I wish to know the next-gen games

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granted but it has a death list on it and you get kicked out.

Wish I can think of more wishes.

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granted, but you only get one

i wish i could go to the BZN DDR X Test location

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Granted, but it gets cancelled the moment you arrive.

I wish my laptop wasn't a vista.

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Granted, but it disappeared because you didn't specify the new operating system you wanted.

I wish I had less stress in my life.

EDIT: I totally agree with you, RYgonTM.

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Granted, but the IRS knocks on your door asking for 10 years of back taxes you owe...

I wish Microfart made the D-pad on their controllers better, so that I can play SFIV decently

Granted but it will be self-destructed right after you buy it.

I wish I had a pichu as my pet.

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Granted, but it uses Thundershock on you ...it's super effective and you die.

I wish I had 7 lives.

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Granted; go look for them!

I wish someone would hurry up with their Doubles simfiles >_>

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DialBM: Granted, But you have to jump in a game and find 6 Extra lives.

Silenttype: Granted, but who?

I wish there was a Dancing Stage Party Collection for France.

Granted, but i'm not guaranteed the songlist will exactly same with DDR Party Collection JP PS2.

I wish my entire body like this.

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granted;

So the other day, I've been craving sugar as my body has been asking for it. I don't eat candy at all, so I wish for a nice Snickers bar. Fun-size though, the original size is too much sugar for me.

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Granted but its already melted

I wish I didnt had school

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Granted, but you have to go through summer camp.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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