The What If game

It would use gravy for fuel.

What if a robot approached you and asked you to be its master?

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I'll blow that robot first.

What if age forced you to buy his takoyaki?

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just buy n try how sucks he is making takoyaki

what if your age are forbidden to play DDR anymore?

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I did not know he is selling Takoyaki here too!

What if someone was dumb enough to believe that you could fend off a giant octopus with "smooth dance moves"?

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I wouldn't play DDR anymore.

I will assume that the person must be Rage.

What if someone offered you $100,000 to pass Trigger ?

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DO IT!! $10.000 is enough to buy an expensive sport car

What if you lost in a DDR tournament and all people laughing at you that you lost?

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I'll keep smiling.

What if you meet a Alice and Ruby?

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*whistles*

What if 3x0t1c m4n stopped speaking Engrish? (No offense there. )

EDIT: San Diego Area Code Post.

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Say, "You do it!" and walk away with the awesome consolation prize.

What if Zenius-I-Vanisher crashed!

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Al will have a lot of hard work to repair ZIV

what if all ZIV members need to pay (charged) in order to join ZIV?

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I'll missed the site.

What if I give you a +5 rating?

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Thank you

what if ZIV membership price is $ 10.000 per month?

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no comment.

What if you can't wake up for 3 days?

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I'll lost my 3 days!!

What if u're not allowed to wake up from your dream by Queen Zukin?

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I'll marry Queen Zukin.

What if you have a maid like Emi?

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I'll make her my concubine

What if Bonne ask you to marry her?

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Nooo.... I will runaway.

Anyway, What if you find any DDR X songs appeared on DDR SN2 Arcade ?

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See if someone stuck any older songs in SN2.

What if you woke up to find all the furniture in your room missing?

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I'd be sleeping with the carpet beetles on my floor

What If you had a 20 spiders somewhere in your room that could not die or leave the room?

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I'd get a box for them, and then keep em' in a corner.

What if you were in a coma?

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