Post #601 · Posted at 2020-02-11 09:22:26pm 5.3 years ago
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WHAT THE ACTUAL-
Post #602 · Posted at 2020-02-12 08:49:09am 5.3 years ago
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So, not gambling has put you on $85,825,831! However, you've got a minigame still, and it's the first ever 2-player one! Now, as I'm extra nice, you get the choice of who to play with! Bear in mind that there will be a winner and a loser in this game, and only the winner will win any money, so choose carefully!
Post #603 · Posted at 2020-02-12 11:28:05am 5.3 years ago
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I want to play against Quickman, because Germany > Britain when it comes to football
Post #604 · Posted at 2020-02-12 11:42:11am 5.3 years ago
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ENGLAND 5 - GERMANY 1
Alrighty, both of you, welcome to the Penalty Shootout! If you've seen football, you'll know exactly what goes on here.
The goal itself is a 30-square grid, 6 across, 5 down. Each of you are going to take turns as the kicker and the goalkeeper. If you're a kicker, your job is to PM me (or you can do it through Discord, you both have it) a single square to fire your shot. If you're a goalkeeper, your job is to PM/Discord me a 3x2 box (three across, two down) where you're going to defend. If the kicker doesn't fire in that zone, he scores, else it's defended.
The goalie box has to be three across and two down, eg.
1-2-3
7-8-9
Every shot that you score will earn $2,000,000. Meanwhile, every shot you save will earn $500,000. After 5 penalties each, only the top scorer will earn their kitty. If there's a tie, we play sudden death. Understand? Good.
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): - - - - - | $0
ENGLAND (Quickman): - - - - - | $0
Nature, you are the champion going in, so you get the choice of whether to kick first or second.
Alrighty, both of you, welcome to the Penalty Shootout! If you've seen football, you'll know exactly what goes on here.
The goal itself is a 30-square grid, 6 across, 5 down. Each of you are going to take turns as the kicker and the goalkeeper. If you're a kicker, your job is to PM me (or you can do it through Discord, you both have it) a single square to fire your shot. If you're a goalkeeper, your job is to PM/Discord me a 3x2 box (three across, two down) where you're going to defend. If the kicker doesn't fire in that zone, he scores, else it's defended.
The goalie box has to be three across and two down, eg.
1-2-3
7-8-9
Every shot that you score will earn $2,000,000. Meanwhile, every shot you save will earn $500,000. After 5 penalties each, only the top scorer will earn their kitty. If there's a tie, we play sudden death. Understand? Good.
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): - - - - - | $0
ENGLAND (Quickman): - - - - - | $0
Nature, you are the champion going in, so you get the choice of whether to kick first or second.
Post #605 · Posted at 2020-02-12 11:53:19am 5.3 years ago
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Exciting game! I would like to kick first.
Post #606 · Posted at 2020-02-12 11:58:29am 5.3 years ago
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Alrighty, let's start the game!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): - - - - - | $0
ENGLAND (Quickman): - - - - - | $0
OK, for the sake of speed, if both you and Quickman can do both the goalkeeping and shot in one PM/message, that'll speed everything up way better.
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): - - - - - | $0
ENGLAND (Quickman): - - - - - | $0
OK, for the sake of speed, if both you and Quickman can do both the goalkeeping and shot in one PM/message, that'll speed everything up way better.
Post #607 · Posted at 2020-02-12 12:59:27pm 5.3 years ago
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FUNNY. How did 2018 go again, ya numpty?!
Post #608 · Posted at 2020-02-12 01:10:02pm 5.3 years ago
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Just a fluke. We will see what happens this year...
although I don't like our group at all
although I don't like our group at all
Post #609 · Posted at 2020-02-12 01:55:17pm 5.3 years ago
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First penalty...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O - - - - | $2,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): - - - - - | $0
Hits top, and makes it! How will England respond?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O - - - - | $2,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O - - - - | $2,000,000
Close, but just in the top corner, and England tie it up! Two more shots please!
Seconds out, second shot...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O - - - | $4,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O - - - - | $2,000,000
He's sent the keeper the wrong way!! How will England respond?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O - - - | $4,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O - - - | $4,000,000
In the corner, and Germany was nowhere near! Two-all, let's keep going!!!
Two-all so far...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O - - | $6,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O - - - | $4,000,000
Pannenke! Germany hits the pannenke!!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O - - | $6,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O - - | $6,000,000
It's another stalemate! Quickman goes for a corner again and gets in there! Perfect score for both gentlemen so far!
Third verse, where is Germany gonna shoot?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O - | $8,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O - - | $6,000,000
Right in the corner!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O - | $8,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O O - | $8,000,000
Holy shit, another stalemate, as Quick slots it into the bottom corner! Surely one of you needs to break the deadlock! Who will blink first?
Final penalty for Germany...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O X | $8,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O - - | $6,500,000
IT'S SAVED! England have the advantage for the first time in the match! Now, they just need to shoot well and it's a win!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O X | $0
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O O O | $10,500,000
They think it's all over...it is now! England finally beat Germany in penalties! FOR BOBBY, ST. GEORGE AND THE SPIRIT OF '66!!
...ahem. That means Quickman wins the minigame, and bags himself $10.5 million in the process. But, what has it done to the overall scores?
The scores got a whole lot more interesting in the top 8 now! There's a clear gap between them and the rest of the field, but the champion remains intact, and he's coming back in Round 9! What is gonna happen!?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O - - - - | $2,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): - - - - - | $0
Hits top, and makes it! How will England respond?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O - - - - | $2,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O - - - - | $2,000,000
Close, but just in the top corner, and England tie it up! Two more shots please!
Seconds out, second shot...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O - - - | $4,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O - - - - | $2,000,000
He's sent the keeper the wrong way!! How will England respond?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O - - - | $4,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O - - - | $4,000,000
In the corner, and Germany was nowhere near! Two-all, let's keep going!!!
Two-all so far...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O - - | $6,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O - - - | $4,000,000
Pannenke! Germany hits the pannenke!!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O - - | $6,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O - - | $6,000,000
It's another stalemate! Quickman goes for a corner again and gets in there! Perfect score for both gentlemen so far!
Third verse, where is Germany gonna shoot?
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O - | $8,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O - - | $6,000,000
Right in the corner!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O - | $8,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O O - | $8,000,000
Holy shit, another stalemate, as Quick slots it into the bottom corner! Surely one of you needs to break the deadlock! Who will blink first?
Final penalty for Germany...
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O X | $8,000,000
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O - - | $6,500,000
IT'S SAVED! England have the advantage for the first time in the match! Now, they just need to shoot well and it's a win!
GERMANY (FoRCeDNaTuRe): O O O O X | $0
ENGLAND (Quickman): O O O O O | $10,500,000
They think it's all over...it is now! England finally beat Germany in penalties! FOR BOBBY, ST. GEORGE AND THE SPIRIT OF '66!!
...ahem. That means Quickman wins the minigame, and bags himself $10.5 million in the process. But, what has it done to the overall scores?
01. randomness: $114,697,008
02. FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831
03. Imationer: $71,250,000
04. Chianticat10: $63,400,996
05. aidan9030: $42,735,000
06. Quickman: $31,808,453
07. Spirit of Nightmare: $28,703,750
08. K-Step: $28,645,710
09. Daffa212162: $1,750,000
10. Artyomich: $1,004,567
11. gameboy573: $0,950,000
12. SomethingRandom: $0,400,000
13. djVERTICAI: $388,888
14. vincentw: $125,000
15. DBHxgiga92: $25,000
16. ElectroDDR: -$250,000
17. CuzcoBlocko: -$275,000
02. FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831
03. Imationer: $71,250,000
04. Chianticat10: $63,400,996
05. aidan9030: $42,735,000
06. Quickman: $31,808,453
07. Spirit of Nightmare: $28,703,750
08. K-Step: $28,645,710
09. Daffa212162: $1,750,000
10. Artyomich: $1,004,567
11. gameboy573: $0,950,000
12. SomethingRandom: $0,400,000
13. djVERTICAI: $388,888
14. vincentw: $125,000
15. DBHxgiga92: $25,000
16. ElectroDDR: -$250,000
17. CuzcoBlocko: -$275,000
The scores got a whole lot more interesting in the top 8 now! There's a clear gap between them and the rest of the field, but the champion remains intact, and he's coming back in Round 9! What is gonna happen!?
Post #610 · Posted at 2020-02-12 01:57:56pm 5.3 years ago
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VERFICKTE SCHEISSE mann das kann doch nicht wahr sein
Post #611 · Posted at 2020-02-12 01:59:11pm 5.3 years ago
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I got my legs blown off, but at least I can afford the surgery for my third go now!
Post #612 · Posted at 2020-02-12 03:02:09pm 5.3 years ago
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Well what do ya Brits say? ”It’s coming home”?
Post #613 · Posted at 2020-02-12 03:03:20pm 5.3 years ago
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We say "LEAVE IT YA WANKER" and "HAVE A GO, REF", but also that.
Post #614 · Posted at 2020-02-12 03:48:02pm 5.3 years ago
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Also [incoherent screaming about the war].
Anyway, round 9! Get your shit in, these guys:
- FoRCeDNaTuRe
- Imationer
- gameboy573
- vincentw
In ya go.
And we're up. Let's play!!
ROUND 9
gameboy573: $950,000
Imationer: $71,250,000
FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831 (232% Boost)
vincentw: $150,000
Really interesting mix of players, very much a battle between the haves and the have-nots here! We start off with gameboy!
Anyway, round 9! Get your shit in, these guys:
- FoRCeDNaTuRe
- Imationer
- gameboy573
- vincentw
In ya go.
And we're up. Let's play!!
ROUND 9
gameboy573: $950,000
Imationer: $71,250,000
FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831 (232% Boost)
vincentw: $150,000
Really interesting mix of players, very much a battle between the haves and the have-nots here! We start off with gameboy!
Post #615 · Posted at 2020-02-12 03:54:14pm 5.3 years ago
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Let's start off with number 2.
Post #616 · Posted at 2020-02-12 03:57:43pm 5.3 years ago
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Starting off in two...
It's a tasty little boost, upping your bomb penalty to $312,500. It really should help with the money chase!
ROUND 9
gameboy573: $950,000 (125% Boost)
Imationer: $71,250,000
FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831 (232% Boost)
vincentw: $150,000
Imationer, $14 million and change off the 2nd place! Let's fix that.
It's a tasty little boost, upping your bomb penalty to $312,500. It really should help with the money chase!
ROUND 9
gameboy573: $950,000 (125% Boost)
Imationer: $71,250,000
FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831 (232% Boost)
vincentw: $150,000
Imationer, $14 million and change off the 2nd place! Let's fix that.
Post #617 · Posted at 2020-02-12 05:11:36pm 5.3 years ago
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Geez, that 232% boost is terrifying.
Open 12!
Open 12!
Post #618 · Posted at 2020-02-12 05:12:37pm 5.3 years ago
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Imationer has the amount randomness had? Did something flip while I wasn't looking??
Post #619 · Posted at 2020-02-12 05:19:47pm 5.3 years ago
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Would you believe me if I said I didn't notice at all?
Current leader did sound weird though...
Current leader did sound weird though...
Post #620 · Posted at 2020-02-12 07:01:56pm 5.3 years ago
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OH YEEAH.
Normality resuming when I get off this bus.
There I fixed it. In 12...
Chunky!
ROUND 9
gameboy573: $950,000 (125% Boost)
Imationer: $72,200,000
FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831 (232% Boost)
vincentw: $150,000
Nature, you have, of course, that big beefy boost.
Normality resuming when I get off this bus.
There I fixed it. In 12...
Chunky!
ROUND 9
gameboy573: $950,000 (125% Boost)
Imationer: $72,200,000
FoRCeDNaTuRe: $85,825,831 (232% Boost)
vincentw: $150,000
Nature, you have, of course, that big beefy boost.