Would You Rather ...?

One horse-sized duck, because only dealing with one threat is better than dealing with 1000...

Would you rather...

Have your favorite BEMANI game that ISN'T DDR have an official release in whatever country you live in, but all the good songs are replaced with whatever mainstream music you hate or Touhou, Vocaloid, HinaBitter, and TOUHOU SUNG BY VOCALOID songs; songs' difficulty levels are made ridiculously easy; and the game is poorly-translated

OR

Come out of the shower only to discover you're still dirty, but when you get back in the shower to get yourself all clean, the water is either way too hot or way too cold for you?

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"Well, those two things sound nothing at all alike."
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I'd probably pick a BEMANI localization; sometimes I need something to cringe and yell at.


Would you rather...

...do voice-over for an Anime dub, or...

...act and sing in a Broadway musical?

Can't imagine myself acting or singing, yet alone both at the same time, so I'll pick the voiceover gig.

Would you rather...

Eat your favourite beverage (e.g. having a solid block of milk) or drink your favourite food (e.g. having a purée of pizza)?

My favorite food is cheesesteak, which I can only imagine is disgusting in drink form. I'll eat some apple juice instead.

Would you rather:
Sleep for as long as you wanted, but then have to be awake for that same amount of time, or stay up for as long as you can and then sleep the same amount?

Given I don't sleep for half of my life, both of those sound torturous. I'd rather sleep for as long as I want, so I can just sleep until I die.

Would you rather...
Play DDR songs on ITG -or- Play ITG songs on DDR?

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Play DDR songs on ITG
Would you rather...
Drink bleach or suffocate?

That's a difficult one for obvious reasons. But I think I'd rather drink bleach? They both sound very scary but for some reason suffocating sounds scarier to me.

Would you rather only be able to play expert/another/extreme/etc songs, on the terms that you fail every time, or only be able to play beginner/basic/etc songs?

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2nd option to play beginner/basic/etc. I'd much rather free-style at that point and have fun than fail all the time.

Would you rather get locked in jail for the rest of your life or be penniless for the rest of your life?

Honestly I'd rather slit my wrist but if I had to choose between those two I think I'd rather be penniless because at least I'd have my freedom.

Would you rather be able to listen to only one song for the rest of your life or never communicate vocally (i.e. talking)?

Never communicate vocally, it'd probably do miracles for my anxiety in all honesty

Would you rather be able to fully understand every language but be unable to speak them or be able to speak every language but not fully understand them?

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I'd rather be able to speak every language but not fully understand them. Besides, I don't even fully understand English.


Would you rather...
Be the best sprinter -or- Be the best long distance runner?

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Best long distance runner. I walk a lot so that would do wonders for me.

WOULD YOU RATHER
Clone yourself and become friends with your clone
OR
Clone yourself and become enemies with your clone?

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I'd rather...
Clone myself and become friends with it. (But seriously, what sane person in the world would want to have a clone of me somewhere out there?!)


Would you rather...
Pick a speed mod you can't read because it's too fast -OR- Pick a speed mod you can't read because it's too slow?

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Pick a speed mod I can't read because it's too slow. For some reason x0.25 crack me up every single time.

WOULD U RATHER
Eat Lays
or
Eat Doritos
(im sorry help)

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#TeamDoritos

Would you rather...
Coke - or - Pepsi

In my opinion, both taste almost equal and sometimes don't know if I'm taking Pepsi or Coke. Sorry

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I didn't ever drink carbonated beverages since 2009 and do not plan to. However, I'll pick Coke just so I can "Share a Coke with" someone.


Would you rather...
Laugh until you cry -OR- Cry until you laugh?

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I would rather have NewbStepper not post so much on the thread, but that's just me.

Both are really good choices! However, assuming that the laughter of the latter means this...



...I'd choose the second one. (If the image was not what you were thinking of, then I would go with the first one.)

Would you rather have a high-end Chevy (SS) or an entry-level Mercedes (CLA 250)?

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Entry level Mercedes

Would you rather live in the Star Wars universe or the Star Trek universe?

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Star Trek.

Would you rather see a new BEMANI game but it ends up being garbage?
Or would you let a BEMANI game die?

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