Renaming Difficulties

Yeah, you missed a bit there

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Save your dollar, play light
Lhot 20's- x-scale or bust

Basic
Another
Maniac

Alteratively:

Get off the center!
Start crossovering
Start holding the bar
Start PAing
Get life insurance

wimpy
weak
built
bulky
ripped

decaff
expresso
mountain dew
monster
jolt

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haha... what?

I don't get it.

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spell check

So after seeing Quackin' -

Duck
Duck
Duck
Duck
Goose

fixed

- Newbie
- Spider Stompin'
- Transitional
- Rhythmic
- Insane

Alternatively:

- Larva
- Pupa
- Chrysalis
- Imago
- Queen

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IIDX:
Beginner, Normal, and Hyper are okay, just for the love of god change "Another" into "Expert." Black anothers can go purple and be named "Master."

DDR:
should be "Light" again so we don't get two difficulties starting with the same letter. lol OCD

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Maybe every game should just adopt a universal system of Beginner/Basic/Advanced/Extreme/Challenge (or Master)

DDR:
= Ultra Husky
= Husky
= Average
= Skinny
= Anorexic

JUST KIDDING I LIED

= Beginner
= Easy
= Medium
= Hard
= Special Hard [I would have called this one "Extreme" or something along the lines of that, but i couldn't because there are some songs where oni is easier than heavy]

IIDX:
beginner = beginner
normal = easy
hyper = medium
another = hard
black another = extreme

Beginner
Amateur
Semi-Pro
Pro
Super Pro

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Super Easy
Easy
Normal
Hard
Super Hard

Rise of the Triad-style difficulty descriptions:

DDR:
= This is your granddaddy's DDR
= You have some sort of dancing skill
= Impresses the average arcade-goer
= Three stages of this is like a real workout
= You have already failed

IIDX:
Beginner = So easy, no real Japanese person uses it
Normal = About the same effort level as an actual DJ
Hyper = You could probably play a real instrument
Another = Your fingers are begging you not to pick this
Black Another = Even the Autoplay can barely pass this on EXHARD

jubeat:
Basic = Can you use a phone keypad? Play this.
Advanced = The "10 fingers" mode
Extreme = Mash all the pads and it'll do something, at least

Reflec Beat:
Basic = Insultingly easy
Medium = You play a mean air hockey
Hard = Those TOP notes hate you
Special = LOL NOPE

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bump it
louda
bump it
louda

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Well, since it's already been bumped, I suppose it's a good reason to continue the thread.

DDR:
- Easy
- Medium
- Hard
- Insane
- X-Insane

IIDX:
Beginner - Kilo
Normal - Mega
Hyper - Giga
Another - Tera
Black Another - Peta

jubeat:
Basic - Singular
Medium - Multiple
Hard - Cluster

Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger

In honour of this, Carmageddon-style difficulty descriptions:

- As easy as stamping on kittens' heads
- As easy as pissing sitting down
- As average as your life, you boring, boring human
- As hard as fisting a velociraptor
- As hard as fisting a velociraptor...ON ICE!

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In that case, would be "Don't be daft, punk"?

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