Best / Worst / Most Embarrassing School Moments

I find this funny because 11th & 12th graders at my school have off-campus privileges, so we can leave during pep rallies. Last time my friend said she was hungry so we walked over to McDonalds. Good times.

I sharted.

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That's one really weird school you went to. I find it peculiar that you were forced to go to this after school hours. I was always thought that final bell = you're free. I must say you made the most epic escape though. I wouldn't of dared jump out of a 2 story window

Your story of improvising reminds me of the time I had to break into my own house when I lacked my house keys one day lol

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Lovely. Where at?

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Let me think...
5th Grade - I was on a fine gold diet where I could not eat any dyes or colors, and this mean prep girl(who became a cheerleader later on) always made fun of me for it. One day, my friends brought some bottles of Propel and she kept saying "Oh, Margaret(what I was called at the time) you can't drink that because it has artificial flavors in it!!!" I said to her, "Can't you read? Oh wait, you're too stupid and bossy, look at the ingredients on the bottle!" I felt so powerful after that even though everyone in class was watching.

7th Grade My old best friend and I were walking down the hall with many other people in our class. If I can remember right, she said something really annoying and I decided to smack her on the back just to be funny, but the hallway floor was a ramp and she was shorter then me, so without thinking, she got ahead of me and I accidentally hit her butt. I got questions later that day from people asking why I hit her butt too, which took forever to get over, lol.

9th Grade There were 2 really awful moments in that year, so I'll put them both on:
- I got really nervous after giving a speech because I didn't have enough information on my topic, and I did the worst out of my group. I quietly dismissed myself from the room, but somehow everyone figured out that I was crying because I knew how bad my grade was. Later on in lunch, several mean B's came up to my table telling me that my speech was the best, I told them to shut up because I knew how sarcastic they always were.
-I was in history class with the best DDR/ITG player who many people liked and he announced that he loved DDR and was the best. Everyone cheered and when the teacher asked if anyone else played DDR, I raised my hand and said I played on expert, no one believed me and boo-ed me.

10th Grade For out last day in summer gym class, we got to go to the local arcade. I played DDR so much that i got a crowd of popular people watching, but I failed a song because the mats on the machine are not the best and they all laughed at me. I ignored them and figured(why don't you try playing on heavy, you'd fail), never said that though, but once I played Seniorita again, they were reimpressed and even taped my feet(which I thought was kinda creepy)

I'll try to think of more.

I know it's not my school, but my school decided to be sneaky and make the PM assemblies / pep rallies part of the school day by extending the final bell and shortening each period.

OH DEAR GOD THIS.

I can't really think of a terrible school experience... OHWAITYESICAN.

11th grade:
So I'm sitting with a bunch of acquaintances (not necessarily "friends") in front of the library, eating lunch. There's this really cute guy that I had a huge crush on last year sitting with us. He didn't know I was gay, and to tell the truth I didn't mind it that way. And then suddenly out of nowhere one of the people in the group just randomly asks me, "Are you gay?" Mind you I wasn't out yet, so just having someone guess like that, especially in front of someone I liked was kind of asdohgoasudte. I could've lied, but... I mean, hormones. High school's full of 'em.

I wasn't really "out" till last year. I just was like "Fuck this. I wanna be myself." So if someone asked, I said yes, And then they'd go tell their friends, everyone made a big deal.

They got over it.

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That's exactly the realization I came to after that incident, actually. "Are you g--" "YES. " "...Okay."
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SUPER RANDOM FUN FACT TIME. My parents have thought I was gay since I was... really young, due to my tendencies when I was younger to want to be with my female friends and do what they were doing, such as barbies, dress-up, etc. I didn't like action figures and what have you, so I felt really out of the ordinary. So then time went by, I was categorized as the stereotypical gay kid, and whatnot. I was bullied for it, too, which caused me to hate myself, but after like 5 long years I finally came to accept it. I first came out to someone in 10th grade as bi (yes it does exist) and as far as I know, he hasn't told anyone.

Also, whenever I'm asked, I always get nervous and start stuttering. That shows my answer T_T

And now I have a few other friends that know. Is it just me or does it get harder and harder to come out? I mean, the first time is the hardest, but that was over a year ago now and I still haven't even told my parents yet.

I probably shouldn't be posting this here, but it's the last post I'll make about the subject, so better this than create a whole new thread.

I remember back in my junior year at high school, I just realized that I was bisexual, cause I saw one of my best friends sha bonkers, and I remember a group of seniors came up to me and said look at that gay weirdo. I guess they saw me looking at my friends Sha Bonkers. After that, everybody kind of looked at me weird like I was a disease or something.

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That story reminds me of when someone my age got suspended for bring a nail clipper to school. I was also called down to my dean because I ditched class. My name is right next to someone who frequently comes in late or ditches class, so I guess there was a misclick on the online attendance. XD

See at middle schools you can't ditch, because there's no way to get back in once you leave and they'll know if you ditch.

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Just... no. I for one EMBRACE the beauty of Death Note. In fact....... *recycles avatar*

Off topic, I know, but I didn't wanna 3-year bump a dead thread.

ON TOPIC: Being gay/bi in high school? Been there, done that. Well, (technically) currently there, doing that. Haven't told anyone besides my friends because if my mother knew she would have me exorcised

I can only imagine what would happen if I let it Slip Out... *goes to BEMANI puns thread*

EDIT: Just realized it's my 100th post! *Fluttershy yay*

In 9th grade there was a group of nerds on campus including one guy I'm sure had some kind of learning disability. Anyways, they were anime freaks and all that stuff.

One day the guy I think had a learning disability got into some kind of argument with some guy at lunch. They went over behind the gym to "resolve their differences". I remember seeing the kid walking back with a face covered in blood. I didn't see the fight, but I had heard that before the fight the kid had tried to "power up" DBZ style complete with the unnecessarily loud grunts.

In 8th grade I was going to an extremely small cool (7th to 12th grade with about 200 students in the school total). We had a totally crazy English teacher. One day we were reading the book "A Child Called 'It'" which documents one child's abuse that he sustained from his mother over many years. At one point, the mother turns on the stove and makes him sit on top of it. As soon as we read that particular passage, the teacher began laughing uncontrollably for about a minute.

Also in 8th grade we had a shop teacher who would occasionally come to school seeming very...inebriated. One day he strolled into class and was asking us what we were going to ask Santa for Christmas (it was around Christmas time). Without missing a beat, one of my friends yelled out "SNOOP DOGG SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS!" to which he replied "SNOOP DOGG SAYS THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS?!!" I don't remember what happened next because I was laughing too hard.

I got bullied by some football players in high school. When confronted, the bullies came up with a story that I had a weapon and that I threatened to kill them.

This school enforced clear backpacks. If I had a weapon, it would be easily visible. Without bothering to do a search, the higher-ups of the faculty took the word of their oh-so-precious football team on faith.

I got expelled that year.

Fuck high school.

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I believe this was when I was in the 9th Grade:
Ok so, a lot of students commended on this really important test (the main reason we go to school for now...Sigh) and because of that the faculty decided to turn the student center into a game room, and teachers were asking students what they wanted in the game room, of course I requested DDR...And we got a PS2 and DDR SN2 with a pad...

Of course during THAT time it was pretty much a war between the guys who wanna play Guitar Hero...And me and very few other DDR players wanting to play DDR...Take a guess who got more time on the PS2 before the school managed to buy a 2nd PS2?

10th Grade:
Madden pretty much became the main game to play on one of the PS2's, and I was pretty much the last DDR player at school (I wonder if there are any DDR players to redeem me now? Or did DDR gone extinct at my school? Sigh...), so yeah...I BARELY had anytime on DDR. It really sucked.

In 8th grade I remember we were all in our english class during the last few weeks so there wasn't much work to do just us talking and whatnot so this smartass that thinks he knows everything and always looked down on me, asked me in front of the entire class if I was anti-social among other things(keep in mind I was in the middle of the aftermath of being blind so he wasn't helping things along). The teacher told him to settle down and stop being a jerk but he interrupted her he insisted that it was a legitimate question and wanted me to answer and not have anyone butt in. I gave him the evil stare alot of people claim that I have and was about to answer but before he finished speaking, his belt somehow unclipped and his pants partly fell and because of the way the front rounded part of the belt flopped out it looked like something else and the entire class started laughing so hard including the teacher!

fun fact: that same guy became a drug addict in high school.

Payback's a bitch.

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6th Grade: I got shot from gang crossfire...I'm not kidding.//

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