Post #41 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:39:24am 14.1 years ago
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39. Sticking your dick in a tip cup.
(i c wat u did thur lol Eminem reference)42. Get a bunch of guys together who are wrapped in towels and run around the store yelling "TOGA! TOGA!"
Post #42 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:39:39am 14.1 years ago
43. Put a porn flic on a DVD player on the TV Section
Post #43 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:40:09am 14.1 years ago
44. Flash mob.
Post #44 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:41:00am 14.1 years ago
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45. Asking a cashier to have sex with you
Post #45 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:41:34am 14.1 years ago
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46. Spooning in the kitchen section.
Post #46 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:42:22am 14.1 years ago
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45. Asking a cashier to have sex with you
You would have balls to actually say that.
47. Bringing in a giant horse in a store
Post #47 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:43:56am 14.1 years ago
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45. Asking a cashier to have sex with you
Forcing a cashier to have sex with you. Bonus points if they start to enjoy it before you finish.
Post #48 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:46:38am 14.1 years ago
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49. Demonstrating to little children in the toy section naughty things you can do to a stuffed animal.
Post #49 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:46:40am 14.1 years ago
50. Asking the nice old lady behind the counter about her sex life.
Post #50 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:48:48am 14.1 years ago
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51. Running on the check-out counter treadmill.
Post #51 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:48:59am 14.1 years ago
52. Breaking into the store with a freakin Bulldozer (Reference to Commando)
Post #52 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:49:02am 14.1 years ago
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Headbutt each and every mannequin in the store. Grunt and yell as you do so.
Post #53 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:53:28am 14.1 years ago
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54. Scream at the top of your lungs, "Shaquanda, if you don't shut up, I'll pull out your weave and shove it up your throat!" This one is proven to work
Post #54 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:53:53am 14.1 years ago
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54. Break something from the electronics section (welp you'd have to pay it too)
Post #55 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:54:37am 14.1 years ago
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55. Streak down the aisles
Post #56 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:56:05am 14.1 years ago
57. Put a stack of Fireworks in the middle of the store and igniting them.
Post #57 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:56:14am 14.1 years ago
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55. Streak down the aisles
No, I do that. It doesn't get you kicked out, you just get stared at.Post #58 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:59:33am 14.1 years ago
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No, I do that. It doesn't get you kicked out, you just get stared at.
Why would you do that? In Public for that matter why?
Anyways, 58. Playing with knifes
Post #59 · Posted at 2011-08-02 11:04:59am 14.1 years ago
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Choose a demographic (old people with disabilities, little girls, etc.). Loudly sniff all customers that fall into said demographic.
Post #60 · Posted at 2011-08-02 11:11:30am 14.1 years ago
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60. Bring any Wal-creature from the People of Walmart website into your local Lord and Taylor.