Sonic and the Black Knight

Isn't it scary where my imagination will go when I don't put it on a leash?

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Oh yeah Jigglypuff, pose like you mean it. nonono, you revealing too much. You want to keep enough hidden to get Professor Oak's interest. That's it, baby. Work-work. Double-team like you mean it. ooooh yeah.

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I'm disappointed at your lack of Pound.

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What are you talking about? I already worked with Chansey with that move. You should have seen her substitute trick

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So...you could get a doll into the act? I can see the practical use of Double Team in a situation like that, but I thought Substitute just brought in a lifeless, doll-like decoy.

Whatever, needs more Take Down and Submission.

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I leave submission for someone else, I'm not that kinky.

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Seeing pokemon like Gardevoir just makes me shiver...

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*old joke*

Needs moar Dugtrio slash

*now that this thread has completely derailed, does someone still have that picture?*

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Here ya go!

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That's incredibly disturbing.


That reminds me.

My Nidoqueen has a "Naughty" Nature.

...Let that bullet roll around in your minds for a little bit.

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That reminds me of a Magikarp that I caught that had a bashful nature.

How the hell can a fish be bashful if it's a fish?!

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IT JUST CAN. DON'T TALK DOWN TO TEH UBAR FISH.

And you know what? I'm not done screwing with your minds yet.


Nidoqueen is the first pokemon to have bewbs. (Jynx doesn't count. IShe's actually a KKK member with Blackface makeup on and a dress made from drapes. She's also lower on the list, IIRC)

Also, Nidoqueen and Kangaskhan have something that Gardevoir doesn't: muscular tails. Imagine what they can do with it. Disturbed yet?

Gardevoir can also be males. You might want to check down there before fapping to it; otherwise it might just start fapping to you fapping to it.

Yes, I'm bored. What can you do?

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Imagine what you can fit in Victreebel's mouth. If you don't know, you can always ask a vore fetishist. (not me, that's disgusting)

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It takes more than trap Gardevoirs and tail raep to disgust me. I frequent Rule 34, so I've been desensitized to many of the subcultures of adult content that most people would be horrified by. At this point, I think the only things that still phase me are scat and guro.

Besides, from what I've seen, a male Gardevoir's dong isn't always between his legs. *points at chest jewel*

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Nah. I'd rather imagine the Nidoqueen tail thing. It's rather hawt imo

To finish off your current mindset about Nidoqueen, she can use Take Down and Submission. AND SHE'S ONLY 4'3", 132 POUNDS. (Thanks to GameFAQ's for that)

And I wonder what kind of adults (ZM, ST, FD) the three of us are in life. I'm kind of concerned here.

EDIT: Looks like I took too long.

It's not tail raep I'm thinking of. It's more voluntary.

And I'm still very concerned here. o_o

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Running out of jokes to satisfy your twisted pokemon fetish needs? Worry no more! Clicky

I'm very curious to see what can be pulled off of that site and be used here.

WARNING BAD PUN AHEAD: Want something steamy? Kyogre x Groudon

To the above statement, I'm kinda worried here too, but hey, I'm just along for the ride. And come on, this is the INTERNETZ!

*laughs really hard at victreebel statement*

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I'm Chinese. Have you seen China's population? Mating makes up 84% of my mindset!

4'3" and 132 pounds? She's pudgy. That reminds me, why do the games always assume that all Pokemon of the same species weigh the same?

...Did all this start simply because I said Gardevoir was hot?

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Only of course.

This is slightly related.

Now THAT is hot disturbing.

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If by ST you mean me, I'm nothing but your friendly neighborhood civilian - not spider-man you jackass that likes to joke around on the internet. I've had these conversations with some friends of mine though. My friends and I would just try to disgust each other with weird stuff, like Pokemon.

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