1,000 Ways To Die

523: Eating baked beans while watching Cars 2 at the movie theater. You’ll die of humiliation.


I don’t care if the meme is dead

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524. Needles with air bubbles

525- Get a New King.
Also will we finally end this game?

Now that 1000 ways to get kicked out has been completed, we should finish this thread next. So far it's taken us 12 years.

526. Take a whipped cream can that's been sitting in the freezer at a super low temperature out. It should blow up at any moment. Better stand back though!

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527. Re-enact a horror movie but in real life and not computer effects.

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528. Eat a One Chip Challenge. (they're being pulled off shelves right now 'cause... you know)

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529- Get the Bubonic plague in the USA.
530- Get the Bubonic plague anywhere.
531- Collide with a ambulance.
532- Run near a gunman.
533- Throw a arrow in the air so it hits you.
534- Swallow bubble liquid.
535- Drink Lighter Fluid.

536. Freeze yourself for 2,000 years

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537. Drink a bottle of Satan's Blood (the extract) like it's a shot.

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538. Bounce up way too high in Spotland.

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538: Just living a regular life and passing naturally

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540. Skip 539

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541. Attempt to demonstrate a crazy freestyle routine with absolutely no experience

542. Write cringy Lalaloopsy fanfics on AO3 and wonder to yourself, "Why do I even write these?"

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542: Parkour fail

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544. Skip 543.
545. Post something on Reddit which unintentionally goes viral all because of how it appears/looks.
546. Be a little... too into custard.

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