1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

946. Pretend to be a thief for an audition
947. Paint all the yellow warning signs green
948. Literally fence people in, as in build fences around them

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949: Reenact an F Zero race inside.
950: Treat the Go Kart track like a bumper cart track. (Yes, some crazy father did that to me, my Dad and sister once).
951: Treating the milkshake machine like a jacuzzi. (Ed did that in Good Burger).
952: Using Autoplay cheats at the Bemani tournament.
953: Putting up an absurd amount of posters for Zenius.

954. Agree with someone to meet up with two guys at the same time.
955. Pretend the toilet in the bathroom was a Double Dare prop toilet.
956. Pay for only 15 minutes on your meter, and stay longer than that.
957. Pollute the place's water supply.

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958: Tip over a lifeguard chair in frustration.
959: Blame all your wrongdoings on bubble buddy. (957 makes me think of that scene).
960: Demand a refund for a shake that was "burnt".
961: Mix a giant tub of Soda and Mentos and spill it in the store.
962: Sit alone in the corner and gobble like a turkey.

963: Mix Necco Wafers and Pepsi and light that on fire.
964. Divide by 0.
965. Pester a random person to change their mind.
966. Put up posters for Papa's Adkleria.
967. Or Papa's Sidjoria.

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968: Give an empty present at a party
969: Swap the chocolates and laxatives.
970: Chug the mayo at a restaurant.

971. Keep letting the same two people post back and forth.

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972. Eat the store's bananas.
973. Give people internets. Like what's in my signature.
974. Run around the store singing the Lalaloopsy theme song as loud as you can
975. Run around the store singing the Pony Life theme song as loud as you can
976. Whine and complain that we're about to reach the end of this game
977. Burn the store's crops
978. Deliver a plague onto the place owner's house
979. Tip something over
980. (Applies to the beach only) Make someone experience high tide
981. Pay up with bubble money

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982. Start counting down towards 0 like it's New Year's Eve. 18...

983. Say your name is "24" in front of the entire store or place to try to get everyone to laugh. 17
984. Say the thing funnier than it, 25, and laugh so hard until they had enough. 16
985. Complain the harness is too tight and why do you have to pull it? 15

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986. Repeatedly shout "YOU FOOL!" in response to anything anyone says. Bonus points if you sound like Gilbert Gottfrried (RIP) while doing so. 14...
987. Recreate this video. Including the mic'd up commentary. 13...

988. Call someone a mule and watch them cry over it. Get the reference? 12
989. Go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GRIBBIDY DOO" 11
990. See two people who seem to fit well together and get frustrated like Spot Splatter Splash over it then give them some space. Or don't. Since this is how to get kicked out anyway. 10

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991: Yell "HIPPETY HOPPETY THIS IS NOW MY PORPPERTY" before stealing something in the craziest voice you can imagine.
992: Use the rewind feature during a competitive speedrun event.
993: Dramatically recite Cappy's endgame speech.

994. Declare the place as your yard, your property. 6
995. Make a mess of Pop Rocks and Coke. 5
996. Somehow, try to get a negative user rating despite them no longer existing! 4
997. Literally just ask to be kicked out or banned. 3
998. Say everything's free for 30 minutes over the intercom. 2
999. Better make this last way to get kicked out count! 1

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1000: Put a BK crown on your head and climb up to the highest point possible in the building and yell: "I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD! I CAN DO ANYTHING! WE DID IT! I AM THE CHAMPION! I AM THE BEST!"
7 years later... we did it. It feels like an honor to finally finish this. I didn't get an acct until last year, and for years I would watch this go up and up, but I wondered if we'd ever finish it. And we finally did.

Yep. Took us 7 years. Should we lock this now? Or go to 1001?

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1001: Hold a counsel to lock it at 1001. (Because a number was skipped on purpose at one point).

1002. Have a mod lock this whnever they come on here.

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1003. First time posting, anyways, where are them mods at? (fun fact: if you die in ddr, you die in ddr, not in real life as you would've thought.)

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1004. Mods, please lock this, we got to 1000 already, I see you.

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