The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but the thread turns into a postwhore fest with tons of NSFW pics.

I wish that they made vanilla flavored Mountain Dew.

@Queen: I actually wouldn't mind that.

Granted. Due to a trick in advertising, the vanilla is replaced with Vanilla Ice. (These are getting worse. )

I wish they made a finger-sized phone.

granted but it was made by a six year old

i wish they remade Extreme cs

edit: nevermind, silver spirit beat me to it

Granted, but the graphics remain the same.

I wish I had yaoi.

Granted but it's yaoi featuring 63 year old men.

I wish they made an iPhone with an actual keyboard.

Granted, the keyboard is the size of your living room.

I wish that there was such a thing as "too much beer".

Granted, but all the drunk people crash, ending the world. The end.

I wish DDR X didn't suck so much. You can only say that something else sucks.

Granted, but DDR X has been already created.

I wish XBOX 360 has no RROD problem.

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Granted, it's purple now.

I wish I had some cookies.

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Granted, but your cookies has eaten by me.

I wish i have a pair of cute hamsters.

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Granted, but I take one because you ate my cookies. D:

I wish I could be somewhere with beautiful weather, hiding away.

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granted but you're on a haunted island

i wish i had a ddr game from japan

Granted, but it would have lots of bugs

I wish everyone worshiped Metal like me.

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Granted, but everyone has a case of metal and iron and etc. in their room.

EV-ERY-ONE.

I wish that WMG would leave YouTube alone.

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Granted, but now, Universal is bothering Youtube.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to.

Granted, you teleported where you wanted to and are now stuck under a very large person.

I wish I could get a job at Konami.

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Granted, your the janitor.

I wish i could finish up my brother's homework quick so that i can have a lot more free time.

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Granted, you tell your brother to do his own goddam work and wahla! Free time!

I wish I could go eat some donuts from THE DONUT STOP (oh god, so freaking good OHHHH!!!)

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Granted. You get the chance to, but they closed.

I wish I could design the greatest game in the universe. Everything would be flawless/perfect.