1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

That is evil.

811: Putting maple syrup on the DDR panels

812. Propose to a random manager you don't know

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814. Skip a number on purpose.

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815: Bug people about the fact that 813 wasn't the first skipped number. (Somewhere in the 600s? Maybe?)
816: Whine about the raw thrills cab to everyone.
817: Try to pay with magic beans and a half eaten bag of chips
818: Run around while singing "TOOT TOOT TOOT IT'S CALLED A FLUTE!"
819: Using potlids as cymbals
820: Blocking the exits and when someone tries to leave you tell them "That's a no-no we avow it! No, we simply can't allow it!"
821: Make mouth noises over the intercom.

822. Fart on the intercom.

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oops looks like you already said that one

823. Repeat one you forgot you already said...

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824. Put up posters of John Oliver's face. Everywhere.

825. wonder how this is still alive and skip straight to 1000

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826. Instructions unclear, get dick stuck in 1000 watt toaster.

827: Empty your toaster's crumb tray on the floor.
828: Pour maple syrup in shoe display.
829: Only wearing one pant leg.
830: Drinking out of the chocolate syrup bottles.
831: Screaming loudly when you see a spider.
832: Chew on everything like a dog would.

I come back here to log in after a while and this old thing I made from 7 years ago is STILL going on? Anyways...

833. Set the date on the computer there to 01/01/2101 which should break the time zone thing.
834. Try and make out with an alien toy thing.
835. Mess around when mixing the things for cupcakes.
836. Secretly throw away the store's pies like Rainbow Dash did to Pinkie's pies in the Secrets and Pies episode.

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837: Using shirt displays as napkins.
838: Running around in a hotdog costume while clucking like a chicken.
839: Swinging on light fixtures.
840: Throwing a ball at the game operator instead of the target.
841: Hiding in a bin and pushing yourself down the stairs.

842. Have a hard time communicating like Spot Splatter Splash does when she's frustrated.

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843: Singing too loudly about the library in the library.
844: Using the conveyor belt as a treadmill.
845: Eating condiments right out of the dispenser in a cafeteria.
846: Put up posters of googly eyes everywhere.
847: Use marshmallow bags an knee pads. (I've seen people do it with bread).
848: Cause a ruckus with a boomwhacker.

849. Declare aisle 14 as "the kingdom of Equestria where everything's 20% cooler"

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850: Trying to knock down shelfs like dominos.
851: Claim aisle 41 is where everything is 20% Less Cool.
852: Opening canned food into the cookware display.
853: Mixing random perfumes and trying to sell it as your own.
854: Set off the sprinkler system by throwing at ball at it.
855: Cutting open the avocados to to make your own facemask.

856. Spray Spot Splatter Splash Eau de Toilette all over the place to make the place smell
857. After doing that, pretend to slip and fall on the sprayed perfume

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858: Dump Blue paint on the floor to "redecorate for free"
859: Throw Popcorn at the usher when you get asked for your ticket.
860: Letting your doggo test out all the chew toys before buying one.
861: Touch the paintings on display.
862: Break something and act all innocent when you say "It's just a YT prank"
863: Harass a construction worker for wearing a "fAcE dIApER". (Really face mask for protection against sawdust).
864: Return all your buffet leftovers by putting them BACK in the serving trays.
865: Creepily take pictures of every employee you see with an instant print camera, and then leave the photos all around the shop.