1,000 Ways To Die

421. goddamn it you had to take 420

422. wondering how long it will take for cuzco to post the sad parappa image

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423; Refusing to fuck off



There. Just there. The numbers problem has been settled right here. Just try to argue with this.

424. trying badly to have the last word

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424. Posting numerical corrections instead of ways to die, like for example Mighty Puttying your crotch to a rollercoaster

426: Eating Mighty Putty, speaking of it

427. Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary

428: Renting room 237 in the Overlook Hotel, Sidewinder, Colorado (and during the winter)

#429: Visiting your newly bought holiday home on Neptune.

#430: Get shot for making the death number too far out of sync with the post nu-- *BLAM*

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431. Attempting to access Over the "Period" Expert.

432. Realising this game isn't going to do anyone any favours, walking away from the computer, getting a job, wife and kids, then moving down to a nice house on the southern French coast, and dying of a shellfish-related asphyxiation at age 57.

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433. Spilling your milk


434. Not finishing your vegetables like your mom told you to

435. Spilling your vegetables like your mom told you to.

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436. Making fun of Shuckle

437. Realizing that the only two posts you've made on this whole website were on a useless forum game, and yet you have 7pts.

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438. Telling a Pokemon fan that Digimon is better

#439: Not putting the accent on the "é" in "Pokémon".

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440. Trying to find out how to put the accent in Pokemon

441. Thinking someone else's profile picture is cool and trying to copy them

442. Realizing that is a copyright because I made it and we will have a talk later on.

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443. Glitching your way to the Final Boss in a video game.

444. Playing Vacuum Cleaner D27.