ddr creators explain their charts

NGO : I’m still learning this whole chart stepping thing. People can step-jump several times in a millisecond can’t they?

Valkyrie dimension : This was supposed to look different but the boss said we needed a level 19 to break new ground or some shit.

Every 19 ever : Fuck you. Fail goddamit. Have you failed yet?

1, 2 Step : The left/down/up panels on my pad broke!

ENDYMION - Alright, so folks like FEFEMZ are beating our charts, what do we do?
Other person- Make a chart so hard that it makes you want to cut your leg off?
ENDYMION - GENIUS.

Creator of A Geisha's Dream (Ruffage Remix) : "I'm sorry, man! I've never written a chart before!"
Creator of The Island Song : "Same. I didn't even know the song was in 24ths, either. Whoever fixed it in DDR 2013 is making me feel bad now!"

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Mei - Boss said it was too easy and to add crossovers so I did
Max. (period) - Fuck you
AM-3P("CHAOS" Special) - the boss said i had to make this a 10 but its slow as fuck and only 79 seconds so i had to innovate
Outer Limits (Akira Ishihara Mix) doubles - I'm a contortionist, fuck it this song ain't ever getting on an arcade mix anyways
Horatio PS2 - i asked konami for a pad to playtest and all i got was a card in the mail saying "fuck you"

Do Me HI GEO Mix : yo dawg i herd u liek spins

Twin Memories W : LOL WE HEARD YOU LIKE JUMPS SO LET'S JUST PUT A MILLION IN INSTEAD OF JUST FOLLOWING THE SONG LOL LOL LOL

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Paranoia Revolution -"Oh, Egads! My chart is ruined! But... what if... I could take segments from other charts, mix them together, and pass the abomination that comes out as my own chart? Delightfully devilish, Paranoia Revolution."

That's the chart, not the one.

PARANOiA Revolution would be more like "360 is still slow enough for massive uses of jackhammers and even a few 16ths, at least in my sadistic opinion!"

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Fixed. Also:

Dead End (Groove Radar Special): *Smashes head on keyboard.* "I'm done."
Chart reviewers:"What is this masterpiece?"

Pretty much all of the X-Special charts: Where’s the intern?

Joker - "What is it that these Americans call 'brackets'? We need to appeal to that market!"
"But they're not getting this game..."
"Ah whatever"

Dead End "GROOVE RADAR" Special - "What's the worst chart we could possibly pass as a serious addition to the game?"
Pluto The First : "Konami gave us a whole 5 minutes to create an 18, ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS"
EGOISM 440 D-: "440 BPM streams across both pads are a thing, right? RIGHT?"

Emera : This is actually the most fun chart in the game. I'm very proud of the work I've do--
PON: TUH ME SA RE-E-E-ARE LETS GET BY CHU RE RE ARE

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Uh La La La : I DON’T KNOW HOW DDR CHARTS WORK SO IMMA JUST SPAM JACKS AND JUMPS AND THROW IN A HAND FOR HECK’S SAKE

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Sunkiss Drop : enjoy this ITG fuckers

Endymion - Wow, I really created a beast of a 19 here! This might be the hardest chart in the game so far!
Konami - Alright, ship it out! Let's see what people think of it!
Endymion - ... Huh, the... players don't seem to like it that much. Wait, the game forces it on LIFE4?
Konami - WASN'T ME

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初音ミクの消失 S-
"yeah! the hardest chart anyone could ever have made! wait, what's a note other than an 8th?"

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Over The "Period" - More BPM gimmicks means it's a better chart, right?

bag - "Oooh let's make a chart so slow that no player could possibly read it! It's not like speed mods even exist or anything...
Also I know our engine only supports 64th notes, but like 48th notes are basically like the same thing! I love my job"