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ポスト #21 · 2017-10-14 05:26:06pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline 01angel
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Game Center Nickname: 0/1 ANGEL
"Mostly just lurking."
What did Alt 2.0 say when she couldn't catch the train? "Does not commute!"

(Ah, classic 01angel...)
Don't forget, I'm angel for yoooooooou(|[*'v'*]|)
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ポスト #22 · 2017-10-14 05:32:44pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline NewbStepper
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Canada
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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
Where do you find streets with no cars, parks with no trees, and water with no waves?

A map.
ZIv Mod Squad: "The Eternal Crybaby"
Quote: 01angel
We're the Fangirl Sisters~
The Meitu Fangirl & the Alt Fangirl Laughing Hard
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Dear Lord Toon, you are simply amazing! Happy

ポスト #23 · 2017-10-14 05:39:44pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline DarkFeline
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Philippines
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"My paw is incompurrable!"

Last updated: 2017-10-14 05:41pm
Two sisters arrive home and saw lots of remote controls their dad bought for the TV.
Sister 1: Wow, lots of remotes.
Dad: I bought lots of remotes for each of us so that we don't have to constantly pass it when we change the channel.
Sister 2: This looks expensive. Where did you get the money for this?
Dad: I sold our TV.

ポスト #24 · 2017-10-14 07:00:08pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline _|/-\43D
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3,215 ポスト
United States
Reg. 2011-11-09

What stays in a corner and travels around the world?

A postage stamp.
deez nuts

ポスト #25 · 2017-10-14 09:01:39pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline SomethingRandom
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2,912 ポスト
United States
Reg. 2015-02-21

Game Center Nickname: blearymoos
"bootylicious "

ポスト #26 · 2017-10-15 01:46:19amにポスト 8.1年前

Offline CYSYS8993
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421 ポスト
Canada
Reg. 2015-07-02

How do Sonic and Knuckles cope with life difficulties?

They roll with the punches.

ポスト #27 · 2017-10-15 03:27:21amにポスト 8.1年前

Offline Cardia
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United States
Reg. 2009-04-08

My dad always told me “Don’t be quick to find faults”.
Good man, terrible geologist.

ポスト #28 · 2017-10-15 04:25:28amにポスト 8.1年前

Offline CYSYS8993
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Canada
Reg. 2015-07-02

Q: How do you describe a crew of pacifist pirates?
A: They want peace.

ポスト #29 · 2017-10-15 05:19:14pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline Dogman1227
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United States
Reg. 2011-02-27

Nintendo Network ID: Dogman1227
"*no witty comment available* "
What is it called when an Illegal Immigrant fights a Pedophile?

Alien vs Predator.
*insert crap bemani joke here*

ポスト #30 · 2017-10-15 05:53:24pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline darkanine
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United States
Reg. 2014-06-30

"new phone who dis"
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'll be okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

ポスト #31 · 2017-10-15 05:56:33pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline _|/-\43D
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
deez nuts

ポスト #32 · 2017-10-15 07:26:46pmにポスト 8.1年前

Offline RevAddict5
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United States
Reg. 2013-06-10

"Bigger avatars when?"
I asked a guy from Andamiro if he could help me fix a flat tire.

He said to "pump it up"

ポスト #33 · 2017-10-16 01:33:39amにポスト 8.1年前

Offline Quickman
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United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"

Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/DWN012Quick_Man.png

ポスト #34 · 2017-10-16 01:53:45amにポスト 8.1年前

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ポスト #36 · 2017-10-24 11:47:23pmにポスト 8年前

Offline silenttype01
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United States
Reg. 2007-01-19

"DINGDONG♥HEARTS"

ポスト #37 · 2017-10-24 11:49:45pmにポスト 8年前

Offline _|/-\43D
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You know how Disney has been making live-action remakes of their old animated films? Well, I heard they announced that their next remake will be fimed in outer space. It's called Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Planets.
deez nuts

ポスト #38 · 2017-10-24 11:52:37pmにポスト 8年前

Offline CuzcoBlocko
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United States
Reg. 2013-10-26

"[Art by LilyBreez]"

ポスト #39 · 2017-10-24 11:53:28pmにポスト 8年前

Offline Quickman
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United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"
jesus fuck cuzco
Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/DWN012Quick_Man.png

ポスト #40 · 2017-10-24 11:55:46pmにポスト 8年前

Offline Oni-91
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Reg. 2006-10-20

Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3445-5569-17913DS Friend Code: 008736577880
"Popular bisexual disaster"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.
ZIv Mod Squad: "Born to shitpost, forced to use something other than Imgur because Sir Keir Starmer is a witless cunt"
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