BAR vs NO BAR debate

Two DDR players walk in a bar...

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Sometimes I grab hold of the bar, but not too aggressively. I want the bar to know I care about it, but I also want it to know that im not just gonna stand by and watch other people touch it. We have a good thing going on, I dont wanna lose it just because it thinks that it's ok to let other people touch it like that, I know that it isn't some cheap whore. I embrace that bar, and then I lean in and whisper to it, "you're so smooth", as we get ready to dance, cause I got the beat, and I got the song, so I can't do no wrong.

Tragically beautiful.

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this debate is dumb and old, get with the times and debate bar with sweaty padding or bare metal bar with the padding stripped away

what's a bar?

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Bar Bar Jinks.

The bar doesn't matter. Your score is only valid if the lovely Zero is your character. DDR X+ or get out

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if it's a legitimate rape, the bar has ways to try to shut the whole thing down

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Whoa, easy there, let's not make this into a Zero vs. No Zero thread. AswellasayouknowwhothraedaboutacertainDDRcharacterwedon'twanttopayattentiontobecauseboneris2rage.

In fact, BGMV or GTFO.

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That bar never knew what hit her.

I mean what.

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ｉ’ｄ　ｈｏｌｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｂａｒ　ｂｕｔ　ｓａｌｄｙ　ｉｍ　ｏｎｌｙ　ａｎ　ｅｅｌ

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Fudge happened to MIKE you traitor
the sissy kid is no match for Zero anyway; Michael's low tier

and then you have characters like Afro who is god tier this is why character matters

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The bar is the only thing I rape over and over again.


yeh

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I use the bar as a cane to press the arrows, while I use my feet to press the 7 keys, turntable, the other 4 sensors, the other 8 sensors, the 9 buttons, tap the discs, press the four buttons, turn the 2 knobs, and tap the 16 buttons. Of course, i'm a siamese twin octopus that likes to play DDRBMIIDXDMPPPPNMRBSVJ. I mean, what human/octopus thing hasn't played that.

I only play 1x no bar NO ITEMS FOX ONLY FINAL DESTINATION

Fixed That for you.

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+5


please don't hurt me i never have this good an excuse to fangirl

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I only use the bar to whisper sweet nothings to it.

I mean, what?

Please avoid bumping old threads, especially when you have nothing important to contribute to the thread such as this.

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