Would You Rather?

Explain BME, please.

And I'm not googling it.

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Man chops off dick and testicles.

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Oh dear gawd

The second thing I would like to ask is how you got to learning about BME.

2girls1cup. At least I got through fifteen seconds of that before I pussed out.

Would you rather headbutt a cement block or punch a metal wall?

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I ended up on the weird part of YouTube one day and found reaction videos. Curiousity overtook me and I had to watch it. Never again.

Metal wall.

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Would you rather...?

Sip supermodels or bang fine wines?

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Sip supermodels I guess.

Would you rather have a dog cum inside you or get bukkaked by 10 men?

The dog.

Would you rather kiss a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or eat a bucket of crickets?

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If I were to ever attempt to kiss a T-Rex, the damn animal would eat me. I would eat a bucket of crickets.

Would you eat the lint out of a broom that's been used for 5 years or lick across the floor of a high school stage nonstop?

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Eat the lint, then down it with a whole lot of water.

Would you rather be forced to play VD Oni until you pass, or forced to listen to Justin Bieber for 2 hours straight?

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Fuck VD Oni, I'm listening to the Beebz.

WYR smash puppies with a hammer or rape a baby?

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I would smash Justin Bieber's puppies with the Hammer Of Thundera.

WYR jump off a cliff into nothing but rocks below, or take a bullet to the crotch?

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Seeing that jumping off a cliff would ruin my entire body, I'd take a bullet to the crotch.

WYR get run over by the Millennium Force or be secluded in a room that will be filled with cyanide?

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cyanide.

WYR be drowned slowly and painfully or jump in a vat of oil listening to soprano and sit in the oil for an hour.

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Uhh... jump in the vat of oil? I guess? That's kinda confusing.

Would you rather drink a concoction of milk and orange juice or pour it over your head? (this is the hardest decision ever... no kidding)

No it's not. Pour it on your head then take a shower.

WYR Stand in the rain with no jacket until it stops raining or jump into a swimming pool once while it's snowing?

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Stand in the rain with no jacket until it stops raining.

WYR watch "The Room" while glued to a seat for one week or lick 5 toilet seats in Somalia.

hahaha omg the room

But yeah, first choice.

WYR stick a ghost chili up your butt or pull off a Kids in a Sandbox?

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Kids in a sandbox?