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1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Store

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Post #21 · Posted at 2011-08-02 08:35:30am 14.2 years ago

Offline Oni-91
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23. Drape various bacon, ham and sausage products on your dong, then proudly march around the freezer section making copious references to "your pork sword".
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Post #22 · Posted at 2011-08-02 08:39:11am 14.2 years ago

Offline Dreamland200
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24. Assaulting an employee
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Post #23 · Posted at 2011-08-02 08:46:38am 14.2 years ago

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25. Cosplaying as Anime Tenchou from Lucky Star and running around the electronics aisle, advertising the anime DVDs.

Post #24 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:04:08am 14.2 years ago

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26. Block the entrance/exit to the store.

Post #25 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:09:22am 14.2 years ago

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27. Playing baseball with various items found around the store.

Post #26 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:29:36am 14.2 years ago

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28. Walk into the store with medieval armor and a sword, shouting, "I am your king! Bow to me!"

Post #27 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:35:12am 14.2 years ago

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"choons"
Eating food that's not paid for
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Post #28 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:36:15am 14.2 years ago

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"Not dead yet!"
Public urination on the person at the cash register
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Post #29 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:52:38am 14.2 years ago

Offline Dreamland200
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"choons"
taking something another person is about to buy.
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Post #30 · Posted at 2011-08-02 09:58:28am 14.2 years ago

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32. Play Pacman in the store with four ghosts and one Pacman running around the store.

Post #31 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:05:14am 14.2 years ago

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33. vomit on the cashier

Post #32 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:08:24am 14.2 years ago

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33. Release 3 pigs with numbers 1, 2 & 4 on the side & let them run wild
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Post #33 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:20:13am 14.2 years ago

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34. Urinating or defecating on the merchandise.

Post #34 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:23:20am 14.2 years ago

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This is an OFFICIAL way to die from 1000 ways to die.

35. Bitchzappe'd


35. Run nude in a store
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Post #35 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:25:29am 14.2 years ago

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36. Shopping Kart races!

Post #36 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:27:16am 14.2 years ago

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37. Taking the manager hostage and interrogating him as if he were a terrorist.

this works especially well at your local 7-eleven

Post #37 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:29:04am 14.2 years ago

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38. Repainting the whole store to pink or any color.
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Post #38 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:36:05am 14.2 years ago

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39. Sticking your dick in a tip cup.
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Post #39 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:37:51am 14.2 years ago

Offline Mr.Music
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40. Running up and down the escalators screaming "WHEE"

Post #40 · Posted at 2011-08-02 10:38:38am 14.2 years ago

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41. Taking a poop in one of the display toilets in the hardware section.
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