I AM a Survivor

It's not gonna happen.

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After we realise we've all been trolled by some religious nut in America:

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And once everyone settles back to normal, they will play this song to commemorate the epic trollness of Harold Camping.

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It's gone 12 here, nothing happened. That said, it's dark outside so who knows, the Christians could all be flying away or whatever.

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gotta go to space

I'm alive. Fell asleep for a few hours, but I'm still alive.

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If I was Jesus, I wouldn't make the rapture end in six hours. Nor would I tell anyone about it. What I'd do instead is put a dead pixel in the sky. That'd scare the shit out of people.

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Guys, I'm visiting a college today. I don't want the world to end while I'm at a college, of all places. -_-

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I wake up and no one is on the internet.

hi

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mm, hi

go get food for me im scared to go outside because the apocalypse will jump me

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I'm going to be at the DDR Extreme AC at midnight this evening. I really don't think this will happen!

I went to go get some breakfast at BK and it felt like a normal day.
The employees kinda looked pissed.

if i had to flip sausage patties for the end of the world id be pist too

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1:38 am here on sunday.

umad christian shit stirrer?

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To tell you the truth, I had no idea about this apocalypse shit until now when someone told me

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Would have been best not to know at all.

Even in Facebook my friends have their "Still alive" statuses

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I'm getting Portal 2 today. The world better not end or I'll be pretty pissed.