The Ban The Person Above You Game

Banned because I like to pretend I'm European to impess people and appear sophisticated. That's why wherever I walk, I demand to be followed by a French jazz ensemble. French steaks are also ftw, because they're much cooler when they're uber-rare with the thin fries.

Also PAPYRUS

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Banned because such sophistication is futile when you realise that you are British, and therefore strive to be different from the rest of Europe. Euros? No, we got Pounds. Also, French steaks? Sir, you have such poor taste. Why don't you like the enjoyable dish of Fish and Chips? It's healthier and feels very un-European.

Banned because cod is awful. And also in these times of limpwristed Greenpeace officials, cod is a limited source, so instead even blander haddock is used. Also the Euro symbol is rounded, therefore can fit more aesthetically pleasing on rounded coins.
Also I CAN PLAY GUIRO BETTER THAN YOU

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Banned because you haven't realised the splendid taste of cod. Well if you cannot enjoy cod, why not try salmon? It tastes very good and you should enjoy it. Also, have you actually seen a Euro coin? The Euro symbol is not on them, so your argument for them is rendered invalid.
Also, what is, pray tell, a 'guiro'?

Banned because salmon is nice. However, cod is not. Don't ask me why, I just don't like it as much. However, scollops are bloody lovely in nigiri, as is octopus in wasabi sauce, strangely.

Also A GUIRO IS THAT ANNOYING INSTRUMENT THAT YOU HEAR AT THE END OF EVERY OTHER BAR IN SANA MORETTE NE ENTE

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Banned because you have forced this conversation off into talk about fish. Honestly, why in cod's name would I care about a bunch of animals swimming in the sea? The only ones I do care about are mermaids, and they don't exist, therefore, I do not care for any sealife unless I can eat them, which incidentally happens to be most, therefore I do kind of care about sealife. I'm backtracking my statements, I know.

Also, I haven't even listened to Sana Morette Ne Ente. Is that bad?

Banned because of that bloody HORRIBLE pun. Also, you seemed to have forgotten the mightiness of kors k's oarfish. Seriously, when the best underwater animal is a euphoric song by kors-frickin'-k, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

ALSO SHALALALA LA LA LA LALA LALA SHALALALA LA LA SALSA MAMBO!

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Banned because the pun was made on purpose just to annoy the crap out of you. Sorry fo offending you with such a horrible thing, but your hatred for cod needed to be dealt with in such a way. I haven't heard of kors k's oarfish and would like to know more about it.

Also, BLAAAAAAAAAAZING WITH POWER

Banned because it's an awesome 140 BPM anthemic trance track with BLOODY AWFUL ULTRAMIX 1 STYLE STEPS. It won't be in the next AC DDR because the song is too good. Yes, that is how Konami's mind works.

Also SO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Banned because you haven't actually gave me a link to it so I could listen to it. Honestly, it's kors k, I need to hear it, yet you didn't give me a link, you selfish son of a-
And Konami? Putting kors k songs in AC DDR? Are you mental?

Also, GLORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Banned because IT'S IN THE SIMFILE DATABASE. Yes, you can look once we've done making this thread a better place. Also, check out vertical by Ryu. And kors k will get put in an AC DDR. It came in a dream to me that smoooooooch would be DDR THE FINAL

Also, LAMB SAVOURIES

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Banned because you should realise that I have better things to do in my life than look in simfile databases like, for example, look up disgusting food and read stories about schoolgirls breastfeeding classmates...
Okay I'll admit it, I don't have anything better to do in my life, but consider that it's 1:30am, it should be excusable, right?
And you're still mental. kors k will never be in AC DDR, and if he does, I'll eat both my feet and never play DDR again, which would be a decision I will instantly regret when it's done.

Also, smooooch sucks.

Banned because smoooooooooooooooooooooooooch is overrated, except for the remix done by those alpacas. That shit was tight. Anyway, I also gave Mallowman the Ridge Racer 6 soundtrack, and I think he had a man explosion.

Also, PEDALO

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Banned because if you want to ban someone you don't agree with them, you have to make a disagreement with them. You failed doing that in the previous post, which is a major disappointment for me. I thought better of you Oni-91, but you crushed those hopes. Damn you.

Also, YOU LIEK BEMANEES!?

Banned because you made me cry.

Bitch.





Also UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A SELECT START

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Banned because criticism should not be considered personal insults, yet you went and did it and caused great pain within you. I'm sorry I cannot comfort you, but you should realise that criticism is there to help you, and if you cannot take that in, you will never survive in this grizzly world.

Also, HI I'M DJ KONAMI

Banned because that's EXACTLY what someone told me after the commercial failure of Original Nascence Interface 3. However that someone was not you, therefore this is substantial proof that YOU KILLED THAT PERSON.

Also, HIT THE KEY

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Banned because accusing someone of murder is considered to be very serious, and accusing me, a perfectly innocent person of such a heinous crime, is a terrible mistake to make, and could quite possibly be the worst one in your life. I urge you to retract that statement or I will seek further action.

Also, SWINGING SIXTIES HERE I COME BABY YEAH

Banned because Assuming The Role Of Moderator x6. Hey, you're now the new Lukeyboysonic, but cool.

Also, PLUMS

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Banned because NEXT POST GREAT SENDOFF YES