You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

OH MY GOD.

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat, she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets on an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age. The bitch died.
Yo momma so old, she was around when the Dead Sea started to get sick.
Yo momma so ugly, she makes blind people flinch.
Yo momma so ugly, it looks like she was lit on fire and was put out with a shovel.
Yo momma so ugly, her reflection quit.
Yo momma so stupid, she fell out of a tree raking leaves.
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma so stupid, she saw a sign that said, "AIRPORT LEFT". She turned around and went home.
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma is like a library, open to the public.
Yo momma is like a drug, everyone has done her, but nobody wants to admit it.
Yo momma is like a lemonade stand, five cents per squeeze.
Yo momma is like a 3-foot basketball hoop. Easy to score.

BEST ONE:

Yo momma is like a chicken farmer. She can't keep her hands off the cocks.

I WILL NOT COME HOME DRUNK
I WILL NOT COME HOME DRUNK
I WILW NOE COME HOMO BRUNK
I WILI NOT HOME COME DRINB
I WIL ILII NOT HOCO MOCO BLINKY
WIIL IO NTH OMOCO LOCO RIDYNK
WHWION I LOVE YOU MORINKOPY
KNURD EMOH EMOC TON LLIW I
KRIDE MEME COAL TAWN WHY

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]http://youtube.com/watch?v=rO-Qh_jUMr8
Wow...

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Clean Jobs

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i don't get it

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Animal Crossing Music Video *EXPLICIT LANGUAGE*

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No.

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...wat.

edit: stupid post

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It's Rainbow Road, it's where you gooo, wheeen you diieee, it's Rainbow Roooaaad, I'll miss you agaiiiiiiin.

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that video was more creepy than funny!

My turn!
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uJNYunnIkPE

If you don't laugh, I don't know what will.

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ehhh it was ok, but i still love Rainbow Roooaad LOL =)

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I lost, did it just betchslap my baby?

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"It's the road that you go when you die" got me.

BTW, why aren't people using the YouTube tag?

The URL of that video says "FuX" LOL

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cuz were lazy like that >_> and LOL at the FuX XD

"It's got Princess Peach, Mario, and the Toad."

now everytime i play Rainbow road i can't help but to sing-along to this song =)

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That is some tasty stuff.

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Toy Story Gone Wild

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that was soooooooooooooooooooo funny!!! i'm putting that in my favourites!

here is another video that is sure to make someone burst out laughing:

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I thought Jason was bad at Sonic, but wow...he's worse

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How do you all do that?

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