Ask Stupid Questions, Get Stupid Answers.

Yes. You can also drink it.

What is Tom & Jerry ?

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Like Ben & Jerry, except Ben's brother Tom is taking his place.
What's 50 divided by a half?

5 / 0

1 + 3 = ?

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Tree.

1+1 = ?

11...

Is Kuroi-sensei a hot teacher?

Cold teacher.

How to playing DDR ?

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In this game, use your feet and dance to the beat,
Step on the arrows and follow the rhythm,
Don't match the timing with your eyes,
Feel the rhythm with your soul,

C'mon let me hear you say:

Right! (Right!)
Left! (Left!)
Up up! (Up up!)
Down down! (Down down!)
Up up up! (Up up up!)

I wanna hear you say, down! (Down!)

Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Matching the timing with your eyes isn't gonna give you a cool score,
So don't match the timing with your eyes,
Feel the rhythm with your soul,
Now place your feet on the left and right arrows,
Don't return your feet to the centre,
Just keep standing there,

C'mon, let me hear you say:

Right! (Right!)
Left! (Left!)
Right left right left!
Left right left right!
Right left left! (Right left left!)
Left right right! (Left right right!)

I wanna hear you say:

Right left right left right right left! (Right left right left right right left!)
Left right left right left left right! (Left right left right left left right!)

Remember, place your feet on the left and right arrows,
Don't return your feet to the centre,

Right right left left right left right! (Right right left left right left right!)

Jump! (Jump!)
Jump! (Jump!)
Jump! (Jump!)

Let me hear you say:
Down down right, D D R!
Down down right, D D R!

Let me hear you say:
Down down right, D D R!
Down down right, D D R!



got it?

how to open a door?

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Close it.

Can you D.A.N.C.E.?

nope.

What is bemani?

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beast maniac

what does DDR stand for?

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DunceDunceRevolution ( though I made a diss about DDR, DDR is still awesome )

Who invented toast?

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the guy who comes outta nowhere in Mortal Kombat II

how many licks to the center of 20 Tootsie Pops?

267093573821984714036487 licks

If there is "On The Break" and "on the bounce", what would be the next one?

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"The Break Is Finished" and "off the bounce"

What will be the next 2MB song?

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On the Splash?

Would "Saber Wing's" 'sequel' be called "Katana Wing"?

"On The John ~Explosive MiX~" - 2MB

EDIT: AAAHHH wasn't quick enough >_>. Oh and no it wouldn't...it would be called Burning Wing

What will be the next IIDX game?

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beatmaniaIIDX17 X

What will be after pop'n music 17 THE MOVIE?

beatmania IIDX 17: Colon Flowing...

When will there be an all-new Para Para Paradise game?

Somewhere Over The Rainbow.

how to play para para?

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Do the Mario!

How to smash a DDR machine?