1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

659. Play The Legend Of Max ... on the cash register.

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660. smash every window with anything made out of glass

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661. Go to a Dave and Busters in a speedo
666. Summon Satan while playing DDR

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662: Bring a laptop with Stepmania. Find a DDR pad, take it out, and plug it in. Now, test it out on EGOISM 440 and see how long it lasts. Extra points if you route the music through the store speakers. Alternatively, substitute E440 with basically any hard song from ITG.

632. (because it was skipped)
Put John Cena's face on every product

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664. Place transparent glass at the end of every aisle
665. Replace every item in the store with a likely-colored fidget spinners.
667. Do absolutely nothing. Eventually they will have to kick you out.

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668. seduce anyone

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669. Cover the dance pads in bubble wrap

670. Blast naughty music (i.e E-rotic) through the store's speakers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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671: Take over one of the computers at the checkout lane, install and run Stepmania on it. Bonus points if you bring a dance pad. Jackpot if you combine this with #662.

672. sing injection of love(e)

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673. Open a bottle of alcohol on the shelves and throw a party on the aisles.

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674. This:

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675. cover the restroom toilets with plastic wrap

676: skipping over #666 in the count, what the fuck










hail satan

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someone already mentioned it earlier way before darkanine

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if you're gonna do this garbage ass game, at least do it right

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678. eating paper in front of the customer at the cashier

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679. Try to drift with the kiddie karts down an aisle.
680. Hack a store computer and and blast MLG videos with it.

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681. MAX 300 at MAX volume with a MAX 300 Shirt in the middle of a Library...MAX
682. Yell "MAX" a lot of times.