The What If game

I can't write easily, can't count until 10, and manymore.

What if vegetables that you eat screaming after you bite it ?

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My 5-a-day would be the easiest thing to reach ever.

What if all food tasted exactly like you didn't intend it to (i.e. chicken tastes of beef)?

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Apple tastes of Orange ? Grape tastes of Melon ? I will confuse to tasting.

What if Afronova not inserted on next DDR Arcade ?

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I'd be pretty disappointed, but I imagine I'd get over it.

What if everyone were cute, yet mostly faceless aliens like Tran?

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Aw.... everything will look like cute doll. I will fascinated. But i must aware with cute face creatures but dangerous inside.

What if E-ROTIC songs used again on next DDR especially their songs from another DanceMania ?

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It won't bother me either way...

What if NAOKI and all his aliases left Konami?

I'd get to laugh at all the noobs who are sad because "all those artists" left DDR.

What if Richard Simmons showed up at your door wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that read "If I catch you, I can have you"?

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Then I'd never go back to that weight loss program ever again!

What if you got locked in your own high school with a serial killer?

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Kill him. Think about it: You're locked in, you know he wants to kill you, killing him is likely the only way out, and with knowledge of the layout of your school, you technically have the advantage of terrain. Find a weapon, and hunt the guy before he can hunt you.

What if you successfully killed the serial killer you were trapped with?

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I feel relieved. But still feel guilty because i have been already kill people.

What if Albert Einstein never born ?

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We wouldn't be saying to a smart person "look at that Einstein"...rather, we would be saying "look at that Bill Nye the science guy"

What if you could learn almost anything just by hooking something to your brain? (Like in The Matrix)

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Wikipedia would be outdated.

What if Wikipedia was never created?

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I would probably only know about two thirds of the stuff I know now.

What if our brains didn't interpret music as "music" and just heard it as a series of noises?

I'd probably hear what my co-workers supposedly hear when they listen to my music.

What if you could commit one crime and you knew you wouldn't get caught?

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I'll just go on with my life.

What if there's a DDR tornament in which all the contestants MUST wear DDR costume of DDR characters?

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Then I would not enter because of my fear of looking stupid. plus i don't look like any of them

What If your were transported to the city where SMM took place

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Maybe I will not back again.

What if people think JOKER is not a evil person or scary creatures again, just an ordinary innocent clown ?

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We'd live a life in lies.

What If you seen someone dressed the same way as Emi from DDR ( not the DDR X version! )

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Take a pic of it lol

What if someone cosplayed as a DDR character?

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I'd join them, as RAGE...

What if someone cosplayed as a DDR arrow?