1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

638. Go on a shared simfile category and claim you made updates to a file only for it to be the .sm to another song, leaving the "updated" file broken. Then go offline while your team cries for help as you start maniacally laughing.

Or you could, I dunno, walk into Circle K and break a drink fridge with a baseball bat.

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639. Play "Baby" by Justin Beiber for six hours. Straight. With a huge boombox in one hand and singing badly into a microphone with the other. Right in the cashier's face.

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640. Do this, but replace "Baby" with "Where did the feeling go?" by Selena Quintanilla or "If I Had You" by Adam Lambert.

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641. Put yourself in a Pingu costume and obnoxiously yell "NOOT NOOT" and trigger some people with it (seriously, I have a friend irl that is triggered by pingu to the point that it became an inside joke 4 us)

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642. Hit that Y E E T without asking if they mind if you hit it.

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643. Spanking

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644. Drive a Prius literally INTO the store.

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645: Similar to #644 above, drive a Tesla into the storefront and blame it on the car for faulty programming. Bonus points if you run it into a Tesla dealership.

646: If the store has a DDR machine, hack it and put a Paranoia Revolution Challenge Chart into "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift sung by a wasted person.

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647. Replace all the aisles with mirrors and hide all the items at the end of the maze.

648. Seduce people in the fitting room

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649. Start a juggling act... with the merchanidse.

Those glass vases will never know what hit 'em.

650. Walk in with no shirt and no shoes. That way, they can't provide service.

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651. Play All star but everytime he says "hey now" the bass boosts 6 db and video distorts + having a big speaker making it worse


652. OR Playing Marisa wa Taihen na Mono o Nusunde Ikimashita on loop and have big screen of the background video

653. Play All star

654. Play "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO, full blast, while also doing the background dance in the aisles.

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655. Make all the TVs or computers in the store constantly play the hour-long Videogyan Zool Babies compilation, at FULL VOLUME. Painful rhymes + bad grammar + busted eardrums = unhappy shoppers.

Or boost the bass and turn it into SAVAGE BABIES.

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656. Play both Sexy Planet versions and making a dance for it infront of millions of people

657. Replace all the labels on the shop stuff with Leggandaria labels.

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658. Placing Price Tags in a store with a NHL, NFL, or NBA logo of your choice