4 word story!

said 4 words only...

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"get the fuck out".

then she moaned louder!

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Each thrust was longer

. . . each blow was stronger

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and become even more ...

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(oh wtf O_o)

forceful, until Jenny fell

(I'm thinking of compiling all this into one big story. Good idea? [Y/N])

into a coma and

(Y)

was rushed to the

(Alright. This shouldn't take long...)

doctor disguised as a

Spy (oh, the irony!), and Jenny was

shot with a huge

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missile that was fired

(WARNING: WALL OF TEXT INCOMING! Few grammatical things fixed, but that aside, this is pretty much the whole story)

Yesterday, while I was masturbating a rubber chicken it spoke. It said, "SHIT! ENEMY AC130 ABOVE! then I'm going to DEVOUR YOUR FACE". Suddenly, this shit got locked and al2k4 got pissed. Then PyroManiacX lol'd, soon al2k4 entered the room with his pet manatee ready to raise hell, and shouted out loud "MAKE IT MAKE MONEY!!!" while I started to fly over the rainbow in Southern South Carolina and saw Megaman's sis, who was a dude.
"IT'S A TRAP" shouted my obese Himalayan cat.
Just then, Pie was in a large boat yelling "Avast, ye scoundrels!!!1" eating some chicken dumplings whilst jumping from a tiny lump along the slake slake slake slake. Enough is enough, I've...SLAKE!!! Stop hurting me...There Slake? Slake? SSSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!
..."shut the fuck up."
"No, you" he said.
"U ON" Pie replied, and took out his Lockerz invite and then listened to some Brokencyde, but meanwhile at Valve, Oni-91 got stabbed with cake, which is a lie. Therefore, I am a super kawaii ranger that plays with his solid gold fiddle, but the devil went down to Rio De Janeiro to samba with Saddam doing Tunak Tunak Tun with a comedy troupe before he was kidnapped by an assortment of Apple Store hipster douches who were peddling iPads while I was doing something with Indonesians. Uh...Then he said,
"You should RELEASE THE KRAKEN and then DEVOUR THE FACES OF ONE HUNDRED - NO WAIT - OVER 9000 DISGRUNTLED HILLBILLIES"! Suddenly, Pie changed his name to Diego Rofflompski, adventurer extraordinaire, and tried to defeat Billy Mays' ghost in Disneyworld's many porta potties.
"i violated the mailman, but I'm still a member of Team Jacob."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" screamed Zukin-Man loudly because hamsters are cute except in Twilight yiff.
"I'll yiff you, Pie."
But suddenly, in entered some random guy who was covered in latex which turned off Zukin-Man and started to break through the fire and flames, so far away in a cruel land where Christopher Walken ate nuts and bananas and raw fish meat and shat on my dog. And there it is. Eureka! A golden hamster. IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! But then it wasn't, because somebody added poison secretly to the hamster's food.
"THIS ISN'T OVER!" and the story goes that at midnight, zombies will take body shots and then spam on private parts all night until Mr. T would appear in his pajamas with his riot shield and FIRING HIS LAZARRRRRRRRRRRRR! Before the game's over, contribute to the game and surely all will end up dead and deep in Paris, where French people speak Fringlish while they are eating crushed up parts of kittens. So that means a dog will become a cat only if you say the magic word, such as "I love Pie and Chew and creamy bread and its rather delicious crust." I can't contain myself when someone forces me to jizz in my pants. Social humiliation aside, I go change, but realize I am nothing but a WWW.BLONDEGIRL living in America. So, whatever you do, there's always a flying cow looking at your ice cream sundae because it likes eating ice cream with peanut jam after someone makes pudding out of feet! But suddenly before I inserted my big toy in the refrigerator. I realized, "Why did Michael Jackson go..." and then he flies suddenly a giant Tuna sandwich on my big butt! Starting to melt on my penis penis penis penis, shit hit the fan. Aegis raeg in the caeg, center staeg, with Naoki in the middle of the night. After someone took a rather enormous thing on something supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. When I need a joyride through Hell, J. Frog. Oh, before you release the hounds I'll release the KRAKEN, and after that I take out my big sword and poke you. It's not sharp, but it smells like men. I went crazy after she did her project. I wonder if I'll have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconosis, but fortunately I was cured with muffins filled with some spicy onions.
"That's gross, mate", said It also cured his Diabeetus, which killed his girlfriend's ex. He then I. GOT. IT. BACK. My backpack. On the big white rabid cow, which ate itself and came a tub load then vomited on the DDR X2 dedicab, which electrocuted everyone. BAD END


...But it's not over! A man wearing a funky chicken suit walked into him and said "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK" and after that she slapped him silly. So he ran away from the poodle, which made him look awesome, and drank a gallon of milk. but he's lactose intolerant, thus he retreated to the toilet to barf, and after that he screamed, "I LIKE BANANAS!" So, Al came in, said "BALLS OF STEEL!!!!" then promptly passed out. He then used his giant 10 inch dong but it wasn't effective to punch a hole through our most dearest music gaming news site with balls of steel and blazing with power, a thrust-ending innuendo TO END THE WORLD but not this world, but the next world! So the story ends.
GAME OVER

INSERT COIN
You insert a coin...
-Press Start to play-
You press start. The game starts. Level 1...
-Please insert more coins-
"Dang, stupid arcade machine." The dongle connected to the internet connection, but still the problem persists. And so, no e-amuse nor shall codes unlock PARANOiA Eclipse. So, someone should hack the machine and another hidden song was found in the DDR IIDX Megamix machine. So the ZIV crew bought the machine and enabled free play mode But one day, Aegis took a shit on Silver Spirit, who cried "EAT SHIT AND DIE." The machine never forgave Awgis who played it. Aegis' evil twin Awgis then crashed the machine. After restarting the machine, Afro went Super Saiyan and once again broke Baby-Lon's inner tube, which released Hell's fury on the Earth, and everybody died.
GAME OVER. INSERT...maybe not. So then Jenny the slut dancer was revealed to be Rage the wigger man's, who was actually a pink unicorn who lived with a hooker. He once made some fresh beats, yo, and they were going combo wombo! "Sicola," I said, and the moment was gone. I'm glad it is. The two lovers eloped to BEMANI music and took a dumpstream together. Rage began to touch Emi's hand until Alice was like "WTF, man?" She rushed to Zero and Zero kissed him, a man in disguise. Suddenly, Rinon confesses that she's a Winterqueen that always jams penises in her big, young, white tits, nipples erect in motion. Types in cocksure font. Lord Toon was playing Team Fortress 2 with his greasy old mouse, and then looked for flamebait on 4chan, and he saw some Blue Waffle threads which were pointless, so he started trolling on /ck/ and found Iman there who kissed DJ Taka. Out of jealousy, Hooky kicked Jenny's testicles and Jenny moaned for more and said 4 words only..."get the fuck out." Then she moaned louder! Each thrust was longer...each blow was stronger...and became even more forceful until Jenny fell into a coma and was rushed to the doctor disguised as a Spy, and Jenny was shot with a huge missile that was fired out of his chest.

Milk came squirting out. . .

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rained on hooky who...

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took his umbrella and

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avoided the milk rain.

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Then, he shouted, "OH

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I love drinking milk!"

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