The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but then Konami forces Activision to cancel the game.

I wish for a DDR MMO...

Granted, but now WoW sues Konami which enfuses "The Great MMO Lawsuit" of 2009.

I wish i could do something right now

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Granted but you get suddenly bored.

I wish I was home.

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Granted, your now in Oz.

I wish i had a cell phone

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Granted, but its price is too expensive.

I wish Cartoon Network reduce Foster Home for Imaginary Friends broadcasting hour. (I'm sick with that cartoon.)

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Granted, but then they pull off another Rickroll like what they did at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

I wish i could get my work done faster.

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Granted, but i'm not guaranteed you can obtained A grade.

I wish S / SS / SSS grade implemented on shool grade. (So, S / SS / SSS mean higher than A)

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Granted. But your mom mistakes it for a failing grade and locks you in a cage before she realizes that the school changed its grading system.

I wish PS4 has features like PSX/2/3 backwards compatibility and open-source programming regardless of the costs.

Way to bump up an old thread...

Anyways, Granted, you now have OnLive

I wish that this swine flu epidemic would stop AND no other flu would appear

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Granted. Companies who produce antidotes for the flu go out of business and the world economy collapses.

I wish I had a warp tunnel/hole.

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Granted....

WELCOME TO 10,000 B.C

I wish the IIDX EMPRESS for the JP PS2 would hit the US as a sort of a "beatmania: IIDX" release or something for the PS3 to compete with DJ Hero/Scratch

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*granted*

DJ Hero/Scratch completely destroy IIDX in sales and then they proceed to release Dance Hero: Hanna Montana mix.

I wish I could make uncorruptable wishes.

Granted. Rub a Lava Lamp!

I wish I can Fight like Beatrix from FF9.

Granted, but you can only fight one time

I wish my graduation would come sooner and i would not get any more homework.

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Granted. Get a Time Machine.

I wish I had a Sound Card.

Granted, but you now need a graphics card

I wish i could make it make money XD

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Get a job or sell something.

I wish I could go to lunch with my grandma tomorrow.

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Granted, don't forget the cookies.

I wish I had my own room. My little sister is in it because shes too young to sleep by herself.

Granted, you get the water heater room

I wish the old cartoons would come back with newly designed drawings and stuff

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Granted, but they're only shown in Japan.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner