You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

Quote: Pandemonium X
Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Nightmare

Talk about ear rape

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Cloud's WTF Video Game Adventures Part 1

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Quote: mageman17
(think E-ROTIC)

E-Rotic songs suggest a lot of things, but it could be worse.

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The Irate Bullshit Show Presents: Sonic 2 (Strong Language).

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What's wrong with this kid?!:

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I don't know, but he made me lose.

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I found this somewhere, the truly military splash boss:



Michael a la mode power level... is over 999999999999999999!!! D8

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Quote: DialBM
I found this somewhere, the truly military splash boss: Michael a la mode power level... is over 999999999999999999!!! D8

I'd like the real, bigger version of that graph.

Thomas .VS. 50 Cent

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Special Resident Evil 0 MTV - The Internet is for Porn

Worst performance on Fort Boyard, ever. Basically, you have to use the suction cup ON THE KEY HOLDER at the end of the room. This guy gets the physics completely wrong.

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Diabeetus

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More jokes?

Note that some of you may find these jokes offensive in any way. Highlight the spoilers AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! If I'm going too far, tell me and I'll lay them off.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still.
He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, "When I'm
worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey.
Just to calm my nerves."
So the next Sunday he took the older priest's advice. Before the
mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a
storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note
on his door:

1. A few sips of whiskey. Not the whole bottle.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as
Senior, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say
"He was stoned off his ass."
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this
and eat it, for it is my body"; he did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks
for the grub, yea God"
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Patrick's,
not a patrick-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

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One day there was a kid and he heard his mom say f*** because she cut herself and he asked what the word f*** means? And she replied its a way of cutting the turkey. Then he went to his dad while he was shaving and his dad cut himself and said SHIT! So the kid asked what the word shit means and the dad said its a way of shaving. Then he went to his grandma and she was upset over someone so she said HOE! , SLUT! So the kid asked whats a hoe and whats a slut and the grandma replies that a hoe is a hat and a slut is a coat so then heard his grandpa talken on the phone and the grandpa yelled you B****ES & BASTERDS so the kid asked whats a b**** and a bastard so the grandpa said a b**** is a woman and a bastard is a man. Later that day while they were having a big family thanksgiving party the kid heard the door bell so he went to answer it . Then when he opened it there was a family and he said hey bitches and bastards may I take your hoes and sluts. Moms in the kitchen f***ing the turkey and dads in the bathroom doing shit.

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Do Hearts Have Legs ? Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?." The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?" Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

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Johnny Needs A Bike A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. Thinking that he will get whatever he wants... Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

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I lost brilliantly!

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I lost XD

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Quote: Oni-91
I lost brilliantly!

Like comic strips, except they can't be published. XD

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Quote: RYgonTM
Cloud's WTF Video Game Adventures Part 1

I lost big time!

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Quote: Shadow Man
Quote: RYgonTM Cloud's WTF Video Game Adventures Part 1 I lost big time!

I think you are going to lose even more.

Cloud's WTF Video Game Adventures Part 2

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Sonic Glitched 1

Sonic Glitched 2

Sonic Glitched 3 (sound is messed up)>_<

Sonic Glitched 4 best one.

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You got turboedrolled? (Seriously, Rickrolled is offically dead now)

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