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Post #2901 · Posted at 2010-10-05 08:13:29pm 14.7 years ago

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Post #2902 · Posted at 2010-10-05 08:20:47pm 14.7 years ago

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"."
I say shop'd but w/e.
Good find.

Post #2903 · Posted at 2010-10-05 10:30:03pm 14.7 years ago

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Cebu Pacific Air's new way of Safety Features Demonstration



Plus the backstage rehearsal:

Post #2904 · Posted at 2010-10-05 10:40:35pm 14.7 years ago

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"."
This thread needs less videos and more images!! Tongue
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one more for meh...
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Post #2905 · Posted at 2010-10-05 10:59:47pm 14.7 years ago

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Post #2906 · Posted at 2010-10-05 11:15:43pm 14.7 years ago

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"."
This thread also needs a cool story...
||Read it and weep||

This man and his wife were playing a round of golf on a very exclusive golf course surrounded by multi million dollar homes.

The wife says to the husband, "Be careful honey. Don't slice your next swing or you may break a window and God knows how much that would cost."

The husband swings and of course, the ball flies through a huge plate glass window of what looks like the most expensive home.

The husband, being a very honest man goes up to the house to survey the damage with his wife. The window is shattered, and he even broke what looked like an antique jar on a shelf across from the window.

He rings the doorbell and the door is answered by a very nice looking man. The husband tells him, "I am so very sorry. I was the one who broke the window and I will gladly pay for it."

To this, the man answered, "No, you have done me a great favor. You see, I am a genie and I have been stuck in that jar that you broke for thousands of years. Because I am now free, I may grant three wishes. I will give one wish to you, one wish to your wife, and I will keep one wish for myself."

The husband is thrilled with this idea.

The genie asks the husband, 'What is your wish?" The husband thinks for a moment. "I know, I would like to have one million dollars every year." The genie said, "poof! It's yours!"

The genie then asks the wife, "What is your wish?" The wife replied, "I would like to have a villa in every country in the world." To this, the genie said, "poof! It's yours!"

The husband then asks the genie, "What is your wish?" The genie replied, "Well, you see, I have been cooped up in that bottle for thousands of years and I have not had any sex for that long. What I would like is to make love with your wife."

The husband looks at his wife and says, "You know, honey, he did give us all this money and a villa in every country of the world. It's fine with me if you would like to do this."

The wife thinks for a moment and agrees. Upstairs they go, and make wild passionate love for three hours.

The genie and the wife are laying there, the genie smoking a cigarette and the wife laying there exhausted. The genie asks the wife, "So tell me, how old is your husband?" The wife answers, he's 32, why?" "I was just wondering", answered the genie. "Don't you think he's a little old to believe in genies?"

Post #2907 · Posted at 2010-10-05 11:23:07pm 14.7 years ago

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^ Win story.

My turn:



(Thanks to Oni for showing this at the chat)

Post #2908 · Posted at 2010-10-06 12:22:52am 14.7 years ago

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Ahah that's super awesome. I lost so much.
The part from 1:17 to 1:25 is awesome xD
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Post #2909 · Posted at 2010-10-06 09:30:43am 14.7 years ago

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"~ The evolution has begun ! ~"
Lost to Aegfis' story...

Post #2910 · Posted at 2010-10-06 09:35:03am 14.7 years ago

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WHIPPED CREAM POURING LIKE WATERFALLS

Post #2911 · Posted at 2010-10-06 09:43:23am 14.7 years ago

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"~ The evolution has begun ! ~"
Lost to that one too ... Laughing Hard

I get stomachache now Oops

Post #2912 · Posted at 2010-10-06 05:10:22pm 14.7 years ago

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Quote: jch02140
Cebu Pacific Air's new way of Safety Features Demonstration



Plus the backstage rehearsal:


. . . I find it not amusing Neutral

and, I lost to Aegis' story Laughing Hard
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Post #2913 · Posted at 2010-10-06 06:22:02pm 14.7 years ago

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Quote: Aegis
This thread also needs a cool story...
||Read it and weep||

This man and his wife were playing a round of golf on a very exclusive golf course surrounded by multi million dollar homes.

The wife says to the husband, "Be careful honey. Don't slice your next swing or you may break a window and God knows how much that would cost."

The husband swings and of course, the ball flies through a huge plate glass window of what looks like the most expensive home.

The husband, being a very honest man goes up to the house to survey the damage with his wife. The window is shattered, and he even broke what looked like an antique jar on a shelf across from the window.

He rings the doorbell and the door is answered by a very nice looking man. The husband tells him, "I am so very sorry. I was the one who broke the window and I will gladly pay for it."

To this, the man answered, "No, you have done me a great favor. You see, I am a genie and I have been stuck in that jar that you broke for thousands of years. Because I am now free, I may grant three wishes. I will give one wish to you, one wish to your wife, and I will keep one wish for myself."

The husband is thrilled with this idea.

The genie asks the husband, 'What is your wish?" The husband thinks for a moment. "I know, I would like to have one million dollars every year." The genie said, "poof! It's yours!"

The genie then asks the wife, "What is your wish?" The wife replied, "I would like to have a villa in every country in the world." To this, the genie said, "poof! It's yours!"

The husband then asks the genie, "What is your wish?" The genie replied, "Well, you see, I have been cooped up in that bottle for thousands of years and I have not had any sex for that long. What I would like is to make love with your wife."

The husband looks at his wife and says, "You know, honey, he did give us all this money and a villa in every country of the world. It's fine with me if you would like to do this."

The wife thinks for a moment and agrees. Upstairs they go, and make wild passionate love for three hours.

The genie and the wife are laying there, the genie smoking a cigarette and the wife laying there exhausted. The genie asks the wife, "So tell me, how old is your husband?" The wife answers, he's 32, why?" "I was just wondering", answered the genie. "Don't you think he's a little old to believe in genies?"

EPIC WIN!

Puberty is a Weird Time Very Happy
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Post #2914 · Posted at 2010-10-06 09:12:02pm 14.7 years ago

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Their reactions are hilarious.
Almost lost.

Post #2915 · Posted at 2010-10-06 10:59:52pm 14.7 years ago

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Same here... almost lost because of their reactions.

Post #2916 · Posted at 2010-10-07 12:35:53am 14.7 years ago

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This might be the most fucked up thing I have ever seen. (light NSFW)

Post #2917 · Posted at 2010-10-07 05:50:33am 14.7 years ago

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Post #2918 · Posted at 2010-10-07 06:28:34am 14.7 years ago

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"~ The evolution has begun ! ~"
Win to this one Puppy Face

Post #2919 · Posted at 2010-10-07 06:35:12am 14.7 years ago

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You seem to be doing a lot of the losing and not a lot of the playing. Confused
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Post #2920 · Posted at 2010-10-07 06:43:50am 14.7 years ago

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