Post #261 · Posted at 2016-11-22 12:12:22am 8.8 years ago
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Post #262 · Posted at 2016-11-22 12:12:41am 8.8 years ago
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601. Pretending calling someone "senpai" is funny, no matter how ironic it is.
Post #263 · Posted at 2016-11-22 12:13:42am 8.8 years ago
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602. Pretend to live in said store by literally eating food off the shelves and using bathroom toilets and sinks as if they were in your own home.
Post #264 · Posted at 2016-11-22 12:27:41am 8.8 years ago
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remind me again why this waste of a thread was never locked
Zenius?
Post #265 · Posted at 2016-11-22 01:05:18am 8.8 years ago
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603. Sample a food item, and say out loud that it tasted terrible 

Post #266 · Posted at 2016-11-22 01:06:34am 8.8 years ago
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604. Take the sample tray and run.
Post #267 · Posted at 2016-11-22 01:08:51am 8.8 years ago
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605. QUICK MAN'S PASTTIME EXTRAVAGANZA PART 1
Yes, you fuckimg peasants, heel wanker Quick Man is here to give you some pro tips on this matter. Let's start with:
"Shooting a hooker or a child."
This one is a classic in the Wily Castle and is sure to get ypu thrown out of a store. Also, a long time in prison.
Yes, you fuckimg peasants, heel wanker Quick Man is here to give you some pro tips on this matter. Let's start with:
"Shooting a hooker or a child."
This one is a classic in the Wily Castle and is sure to get ypu thrown out of a store. Also, a long time in prison.
Post #268 · Posted at 2016-11-22 02:18:19am 8.8 years ago
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606. Replace the free samples with inedible plastic versions of the food that was being offered as free samples
Post #269 · Posted at 2016-11-22 04:24:41am 8.8 years ago
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607. Blast PARANOiA Revolution on a portable speaker/intercom/etc. and have someone dance to it as if they were having a seizure. The more people, and the more seizure-like, the better.
Post #270 · Posted at 2016-11-22 12:24:41pm 8.8 years ago
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608. Have a fake seizure.
Post #271 · Posted at 2016-11-22 01:55:08pm 8.8 years ago
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609. Open up all of the display laptops/computers and link them to YouTube. From there, just start blaring something absolutely mortifying, like a song by Moon Man.
Post #272 · Posted at 2016-11-22 02:47:42pm 8.8 years ago
610. Walk into a store in a bee costume and a copy of the Bee Movie and put it into the nearest DVD player. When somebody asks what you are doing, say "I'm learning about myself!"
Post #273 · Posted at 2016-11-22 04:06:22pm 8.8 years ago
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611. Go to IKEA (or some other store with furniture), and set up an office. When the employees try to get you to leave, tell them to see you in your office in 5 minutes.
Post #274 · Posted at 2016-11-22 04:41:17pm 8.8 years ago
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612. Infect display computers at a store with malware or adware.
Post #275 · Posted at 2016-11-22 04:51:28pm 8.8 years ago
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613. Make an obstacle course out of various boxes, appliances and toys.
Post #276 · Posted at 2016-11-22 11:05:00pm 8.8 years ago
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614. Run. Just, run. Like, start from one point and sprint like heck to the other.
Post #277 · Posted at 2016-11-23 12:53:17am 8.8 years ago
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614. Run. Just, run. Like, start from one point and sprint like heck to the other
That's probably my favorite one so far, I don't even know why615: Follow someone around and narrate their every move like National Geographic.
Post #278 · Posted at 2016-11-23 01:36:53am 8.8 years ago
616: Walk in with a giant santa sack, and right after walking through the front doors, flop it open so that everyone at the service desk including managers sees it with a huge grin then start walking around the store.
Post #279 · Posted at 2016-11-23 02:29:07pm 8.8 years ago
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617. Put bootleg video games on the shelves of the game isle.
Post #280 · Posted at 2016-11-23 07:21:06pm 8.8 years ago
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618. Hijack the intercom and announce that the entire staff must do a "tribute to Harambe".