Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but now you can only speak cat.

I wish for a bigger 360 HDD.

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Granted but it's too big and can't fit in your house.

I wish to move out of my hometown -_-

Granted, but you move to Welch (cookies for reference without looking it up)

I wish I had the stamina to pass 19's/14's.

Granted, but you won't be playing DDR/ITG/PIU because you broke your legs.

I wish for the DDR II MP3s to be on this site soon.

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Granted, but the simfiles come along with it and DDR goes out of business because everybody downloads them from this site.

I wish for more (free) storage on Dropbox.

Denied. I can't have it neither can you

I wish I was better at making simfiles

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granted but nobody downloads them

I wish for cyborg Akemi to make another Bemani appearance

Granted, but you must trigger Encore Extra Stage to meet her/him.

I wish i can make perfect Strawberry shortcake.

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Granted, but now that's all you can cook, due to you practicing cooking it so much, you forgot how to make any other. Foods
I WISH TO MOVE BACK TO MY HOMETOWN IN SEASIDE, OREGON, U.S.A DAMMIT!!!

Granted, but when you get there, you find out the all of it's citizens have become zombies, so you have to kill them all before they get to you/go to the rest of the country and kill everyone else.

I wish that the Blizzard Entertainment building, and all of it's employee's would blow up so nobody could play World of Warcraft for 10 years.

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Granted, but a new MMORPG pops up and takes over where WoW left off.

I wish Konami would stop making bad charts for boss songs.

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Granted, but they're all too easy and there are no real challenges.

I wish the stepchart viewer for this website would work again.

Granted, but no one watching that site.

I wish i have magic chalk from Chalk Zone.

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Denied.

I wish for chocolate cake to rain from the sky.

Granted, but everything dies because there is no rain.

I wish for global warming to go away.

Granted, but Global Colding kicks in.

I wish that there weren't so many tables in this room.

Granted, but now there's stacks of ET: The Game. I wish this wasn't in spoilers

Granted, but I had to do work to remove those, and now I hate you because I just wasted 30 seconds doing this whole thing.

I wish for 5 's.

Denied.

I wish to deny my own wish.

Denied

I wish to be able to do Parcour.

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