Worst DDR Chart Tournament Redux [Tournament Closed]

Akiba Drift - 19
Bad Romance - 0
Beautiful Life - 29
び - 12

Why is Bi and Bad Romance here is still beyond me. One thing I'm sure is that even with the BPM drift in Beautiful Life, it still sync with the music. And the chart is also good. Akiba Drift, does have a bad chart.

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I assumed Bi would sweep again, if I was betting on this tournament I would've lost all my money by now lmao

Akiba Drift - 19
Bad Romance - 0
Beautiful Life - 31
び - 15

I understand why they did that in Bi, but it doesn't it was a good idea. DDR pads are dying over this down arrow spam... Of course, Beautiful Life needs to get some more votes too.

Akiba Drift  - 24
Bad Romance  - 0
Beautiful Life  - 31
び  - 15

Logged in just to vote for akiba drift. See you next year.

び is one of the greatest 18's ever made. I don't understand why it's even up for contention for worst chart. With that being said, I'm putting all of my eggs in a stinky basket.

Akiba Drift - 24
Bad Romance - 0
Beautiful Life - 36
び - 15

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Akiba Drift - 24
Bad Romance - 0
Beautiful Life - 39
び - 17

If we had a 115-arrow jack spam at high speed on top of a drifting song with fake drifts, would we have a びeautiful Life?
Nah, we'd probably just have a new winner in this tournament.

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Akiba Drift - 24
Bad Romance - 0
Beautiful Life - 44
び - 17

Akiba Drift wouldn't be here if they rated it an 8. I don't know why Bad Romance is here over the rest of the HP4 licences, and Bi is stupid. Fun stupid.

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Beautiful Life - 44
Akiba Drift - 24
び - 17
Bad Romance - 0

Beautiful Life advances to the next round while Akiba Drift takes second.

Fascination MAXX
Joker (charted by the drummer)
PARANOiA HADES
Size of a Cow

Tell me is "size of a cow" something anyone says anywhere or did they just make it up?

Fascination MAXX
Joker (charted by the drummer)
PARANOiA HADES
Size of a Cow 5

I remember how special this one is from last tournament.

Fascination MAXX : 0
Joker (charted by the drummer) : 2
PARANOiA HADES : 0
Size of a Cow : 8

Being off rhythm is often the most egregious thing a step chart can be, but damn does Joker drummer chart edition really try to be more-so

Fascination MAXX - 0
Joker (charted by the drummer) - 5
PARANOiA HADES - 2
Size of a Cow - 8

JOKER was my nomination and I'm still going to defend its inclusion here, what a fucking awful chart.

The others aren't -that- terrible but PHades deserves the points the most, I think.

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Fascination MAXX Challenge - 0
Joker (charted by the drummer) Challenge - 8
PARANOiA HADES Challenge - 2
Size of a Cow Heavy - 10

All 5 on FAXX. They took an already wack Heavy chart and added a buncha shit to it in only a few places and nothing else. It's lazy and it's painful. I get there's only so much you can do with bones so gimmicky but I don't believe you if you tell me this is the best they could've done.

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Fascination MAXX - 5
Joker (charted by the drummer) - 10
PARANOiA HADES - 2
Size of a Cow - 13

Size of a Cow is just an ugly chart. It starts out fine but goes downhill fast. As for Joker, I typically don't mind it when non-Konami personnel make charts, but I feel like they should be put through quality control before being implemented into the game.

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Fascination MAXX - 5
Joker (charted by the drummer) - 15
PARANOiA HADES - 2
Size of a Cow - 13

I barely tolerate the kind of nonsense seen in Joker in ITG, and that's where it should stay. DDR isn't ITG and the charts shouldn't look like that.

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+3 paranoia hades
+2 size of a cow

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Fascination MAXX = 5
JOKER (Royz) = 18 (+3)
PARANOiA ～HADES～ = 5
Size of a Cow = 17 (+2)

JOKER (Royz)'s Double is fine, but the Single just disgusts me. Size of a Cow is just... no.

FAXX: 5
JOKER: 21
PARANOiA HADES: 5
SIZE OF A COW: 19

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FAXX: (+3) 8
JOKER: 21
PARANOiA HADES: (+2) 7
SIZE OF A COW: 19

What don't people like about Joker? The jumps?

FAXX: 8
JOKER: 26
PARANOiA HADES: 7
SIZE OF A COW: 19

Not letting Joker get away with it.