You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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Right when you started to describe Shaggy, I was getting discouraged to read any further, but then I read until the end and laughed bricks.

Good joke mate.
I finally lost.

Edit: Link died.

Thanks for quoting the post right above yours, ruining the joke, and posting a link with broken tags.

You'll be my first post report

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STRONG LANGUAGE

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Fuck off, Velma's hot.

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Wow, thats actually pretty funny.

I always thought that was the strangest song in the Sonic CD Japan OST.
Well, that and Metallic Madness Present.

thats not funny at all, thats awesome.

also, was i the only one who watched the scooby doo movies and thought the chick that played velma was hotter than the one playing daphnie?

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I want a bucket of that...!//

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is that iori sanders or colonel yagami?

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Watch til the end

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Nope. In fact, I can't think of any time I've ever found Daphne to be hotter than Velma.

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In "what's new scooby doo", Velma is SMOKIN.

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Something funny inside Harvest Moon Animal Parade USA.

Explanation about Corn Meal is Corn Flower. (That should be written Corn Flour)

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When does the humour start?

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When DDR plastic mat transformed into handbag....

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I shat nothing. That joke's old.

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That's nothing. Because I'm older than you. Ha ha ha ha, ha, haha.

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