Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but the world starts only using Chinese.

I hope my popsicle stick bridge will hold the most weight. (for physics)

Denied.

I wish for Miami Sunset Drive to be in the next DDR.

Denied.

I wish my YT channel would get at least 100 subscribers.

Granted, but they're all trolls.

I wish for a better printer.

Granted, but the price is too expensive for you.

I wish DDR II appear on PS3 and XBOX 360 too.

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d e n i e d.

I wish for an LCD DDR machine in our arcade

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Granted , but the price will more expensive than usual.

I wish next DDR after DDR X3 vs 2nd Mix is DDR X4 vs. 3rd Mix.

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Granted, but it's only available in Japan. Period.

I wish for this video of me playing DDR would get more than 100,000 views

Granted, but then then Youtube takes it off because of copyright infringement and sentences you to life in prison because you were trying to teach kids how to do socially deviant activities.

I wish that I could eat another pop tart.

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Granted, you are now fat.

I wish for a Get-Out-Of-Jail Free card.

Not granted.

I wish for Pocky.

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n o t g r a n t e d. it's too sweet for you silly

I wish for a never-ending supply of white chocolate

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granted, but it's attached to Pocky. Fifteen year old pocky.

I wish for badgers.

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Denied

I wish for 50,000 bucks

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Granted, but your new pets stampede you.

I wish for a muffin.

Granted, but it's poisoned and you eat it.

I wish for a good friend.

Granted, but it's me.

I wish for Summer already.

Granted, but because of global warming, a bunch of insects carrying diseases infect you with them and you die.

I wish for winter break. (Apparently where I live, we're expecting a foot of snow tonight)

g r a n t e d. But instead of snow, it'll be hail that's twice as big as a soccer ball

I wish I had telekenesis

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Granted, but it will be out of control after first try.

I wish i can speak like a cat.

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