The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but there is no more helper for you.

I wish i have a Strawberry Shortcake.

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Granted, but it'd be very small.

I wish the next licensed 10-footer/level-15 song is a rock song going at about 160bpm.

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Granted, but the songs will fullfilled with many 16th notes and long stream.

I wish Snow White is not eat the apple.

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Granted but she would eat poisonous watermellon.

I wish there would be more DDR machine at the game center in my country.

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Granted, but you won't be able to play DDR & eat mixed rice forever from now...

I wish I can eat anything I want in my mind at that time

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Granted, but you will like Quina Quen (Final Fantasy IX).

I wish Cinderella not missed her glass shoes.

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Granted, but she will kick you with that glass shoes

I wish I can teleport to wherever I want

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Granted, but some people will shocked with your sudden appereance.

I wish Pluto is not Relinquish.

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Granted, but you must go debate with scientists that said Pluto isn't a planet anymore...

I wish Relinquish is a Mars

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Granted, but we will have 7 planets.

I wish the 13th Zodiac (Serpentarius / Ophiuchus) added officially.

(Actually long ago people known that the 13th zodiac was exist. They said the 13th placed between Scorpio and Sagittarius.)

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Granted, but Sagitarius will shoot his arrow to your hometown

I wish for no more war

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Granted, but Tomato war festival still exist now.

I wish i can eat Omellete du Fromage (Cheese Omellete).

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Granted, but it must contains 400 kinds of poisons

I wish I can imagine something into reality

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Granted, but what if you imagine your worst nightmare to become reality ?

I wish i can find Rainbow Sushi. (Remember from anime on Indosiar 1995 ago that called Born to Cook.)

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Granted, but you will become sushi too

I wish I can eat as many as I want

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Granted, but the consequences you may learn some Blue Magic. ( Remember Quina Quen ? )

I wish Final Fantasy IX show exceeding Damage (More than 99999!)

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Granted, but you must be the one who will take the damages

I wish I had a DSL - 8000 internet connection

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Granted but it crashes because it goes so fast

I wish i could become a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Granted but somehow, you force Rare to make a new Killer Instinct for the Xbox 360...

I wish Midway would stop making Mortal Kombat games...

Granted, but then Scorpion comes to your house and does the "COME OVER HERE" thing and rips your heart out.

I wish people would stop being so cheap when playing Starcraft.

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