You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

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definitely lost Reminds me of that crasher squirrel fad thing that happened except with a rapper

One of my favourite commercials I've seen:

HA HA HA HA HA... TRUMPETS!

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time!" He thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door.

It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three." Says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. His wife says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

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I'm sorry silent but that didn't make me laugh. i must not be tired enough.

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I laughed at it when I read it. It probably won't even be funny after a good sleep though.

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I'll try it again in an hour and see how it goes. lol.

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OMG ITS MY BROTHER!!!
anyways:

This is real?

i don't think so, the "also the bridge is out ahead" at the bottom kind of screams THIS ISNT REAL, so IDK.

This one made me fall out of my chair. Watch the whole thing:

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One day at school.

Teacher : Ted, do you know what is opposite of man ?

Ted : Woman, ma'am.

Teacher : Good. Now, Edgar. What is opposite of boy ?

Edgar : Woboy.

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Paranoia Hades with Tunak Tunak Tun has just got it’s ass kicked by this
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I totally did not see that coming!!!!1

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