Corrupt a wish!

Granted but school is still open and you have to go.

I wish for my very own taiko.

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Granted, but it's the only Taiko left after the great Taiko extermination of 2015. This means that everyone will try and hoard your taiko.

I wish for a collection of DDRs remastered on PS3.

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Granted but graphics will looked jagged.

I wish for an iPad

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Granted, but the iPad 5 comes out and makes yours look obsolete, and all the apps take up so much memory and processor usage, that everything on yours lags. (and Apple allows this)

I wish the leaves in my front yard would disappear.

Granted but wind up in your house.

I wish for more points in Basketball.

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Not Granted.

I wish that my dogs had collars that allowed them to talk like the one from Up.

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Granted, but he says bad things and how much he hates you.

I wish for X2 to become available on BMIGaming again.

Granted, but it'd cost 50k USD.

I wish for an r21.

Granted, but it freezes after every three songs.

I wish for more DDR II sales numbers.

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Granted, but there will be a few more sales.

I wish for a Pegasi. (which I kinda regret..)

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Denied.

I wish for a pink party hat.

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Nobody gets pink party hats except me.

I wish for a pink party hat

Granted but it explodes and kills you.

I wish for money to go get Taco Bell.

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Granted, but when you go get Taco Bell your bowels suddenly remind you how terrible an idea that was

I wish to not be foreveralone.

Granted but they are not interested in you.

I wish for an Xbox 360 (250 GB)

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Granted, but it RROD's every time it gets turned on.

Denied.
I wish for a purple party hat

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Granted but it was secretly made of flowers and polyester.

I wished I stopped watching 1,000 Ways To Die.

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Granted, but you start testing out those theories.

I wish I had one of those fans without blades.

Granted, it has flamethrowers.

I wish I knew Japanese, English, and Spanish.