Corrupt a wish!

Granted but your legs fall off soon after.

...this thread has people getting ninja'd left and right

NO I DON'T HAVE A WISH I PASS DAMMIT

Granted, but before you eat it, you get trampled by an elephant.
NVM ninjas stole his wish.

I wish for more ice cream and that it actually gets into my mouth.

Denied.

I'm gonna post just this last time for a while. I keep getting ninja'd too much

I wish I had an AK-47

Granted but you shoot yourself by accident.

I wish McDonalds would just get rid of the McRib forever.
EDIT: Yay no ninjas! I'm so happy

EDIT: Imma play a little more

Granted, but then Burger King introduces the Bruger Rib

I wish for to get more views.

Granted. But it only gets ~20 more.

I wish the DDR Facebook page didn't have so many dumb people.

Granted but people will stop joining.

I wish for a new avatar.

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Granted, but it's plain white.

I wish for a new TV

Granted. Its a brand new TV in the box from the 70's with a ton of nice shinny knobs.

I wish my business communications project will complete itself so I can go play DDR on Monday instead.

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Your business communications project is finished, it now has businesses detaching themselves from each other and causing massive corporate fission. WAY TO GO.


I wished that this wish would get corrupted.

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Granted, but it's terrible and sloppy. Also, you break your leg playing DDR.
...I still got ninja'd

@hyper kitten: DENIED.

I wish people will have creative costumes for Halloween this year, not crap like "student"

Not Granted

I wish that I could finally be able to most songs in DDR on Expert with the dance pad, and not have to use my fingers.

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Granted, but a curse is put upon you, and you break every dance pad that you use within 30 minutes.

I wish APUSH wasn't so hard.

OK, but all your SM themes you made give people BSoD.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

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Granted, but whenever you use it you break your arms.

I wish that North American CS port of SuperNOVA2 was JUST LIKE the JP CS Port of the game.

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Sure, but they never air another episode of Kamen Rider Fourze or Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger again.

I wish I could shapeshift like Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living from Thundercats.

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I actually wouldn't care that much, since they release the shows on DVD eventually.

Your wish by the way, is NOT GRANTED.

I wish for the ability to breath under water.

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Granted. You have become a jellyfish. Have fun without a brain!

I wish I had a KFC in my town.

Granted but the chicken got stale.

I wish for a code to unlock everything in DDR II. D:

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Granted, but it corrupts your save file every time you do that.

I wish for 2 feet of snow.