You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

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TTGL HAHAHAHAHA

Where can you find all the episodes for that?

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Go on Veoh they have all the english ones

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OHMYGOD THANKS!

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Surprisingly this has already been used on this thread already. Oh well still funny
Not sure if this video has been used here already, but either way: still funny

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YES!!!! SO GREAT! XD

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Go to 4:35 or watch the whole thing.
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ROFLMAO!!!

HER REACTION IS PRICELESS!!!

feel bad for the kid though, he didn't deserve it....




...but still ROTFLOL!!!!

dude...i have not laughed that hard for a long ass time...

this is DEFINITELY going on my favorites XD!!!

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the mv is so funny lol poor cat

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TOO MUCH BLOOD

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Given how things work in life, it's not surprising if that actually happens. But freaking hilarious nonetheless.


...I need to add that website to my list of webcomics.

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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer's in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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This guy is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half way getting on the bus. The
driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is charged for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair.

On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?" the man asks.
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits until he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.
Can I go?" the man asks.
"I suppose so," says the executioner, "that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The guy is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The guy is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the condemned man.
The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The man eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still there smiling in the chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the guy gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all the electricity in America to the chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?"
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner then pulls the handle and a zillion million trillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand. How you can still be alive after all that?"
He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it?" he asked.

" Nahh" said the man,"I'm just a really bad conductor."

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Was watching the Baskitball game the other day and saw this and was ROTFL

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Ok this is weird I literally watched this video somewhere else yesterday and I come here scanning to find some laughs and find it again The keyboard cat is awesome

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I refreshed the Home page and the new timer stuck out like a sore thumb. It made me laugh.

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Not if you use a light theme that mimics the banner (hooray for Universe2).

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