The What If game

Then I would post in another thread.

What if I joined a screamo band?

CRABCORE + Billy Mays = TOO MUCH AWESOMENESS

What if the DDR for PS3 turned out to be X2?

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FUCK THAT.

What if your car blew up?

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Rage

What if RIckrolling never existed

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I would find something else to prank people with.

What if I'm On a Boat never existed?

Doesn't really matter for me.

What if your head can be twisted into 360 degrees ?

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Fapping opportunities Spying opportunities galore

What if California fell into the ocean?

The country's flag will be one star short then and the population would drop 30,000,000 people.

What if Hawaii's hot spot erupted?

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Volcanoes everywhere.

What if Billy Mays never died, and it was Vince Offer who died?

Vince who? (If you get what i mean)

What if i was your father?

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Then who would my mother be?

What if Cartoon Network bought 4kids?

Good, it'll fit right in with the rest of the shit they're putting on there.

What if Cartoon Network quit shoving a handful of stupid Skechers commercials down viewers' throats every commercial break?

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There will probably be crappier commercials to take their place.

What if you tried to fart in public and you accidently pooped yourself?

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That will embarrasing me.

What if your parrot say : " Sorry. I'm fasting. " when you offered it with cookie ?

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i WOULD LAUGH

what if the whole world had people that could sing songs?

Then everyday i will hear beautiful voices from anywhere ( From the kitchen, school, mall even closet.)

What if you saw a people dead by laughing after watching a cute kitten meow meow at him / her ?

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Question myself

What if the evil jar wasnt made?

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There wouldn't ever be an evil jar.

What if there's no heaven nor hell?

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Do crime everyday everynight!

What if there is no pork in heaven?

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Then...there'd be no pork in heaven.

What if Rick Astley performed at your town?

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