You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

It may just be the return of bloodninja!! Unless he's still using the bloodninja alias in those cyber chats.

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Mike_Hunt. OHOHOHOHO I see what you did there.

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This is something I found that really gives this celebrity moment great detail.

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Possibly NSFW
The ending is what makes this video so funny.

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Approximately 3:07 minutes of your life has been wasted. Congratulations!!!

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This is from a Belgian comedy sketch show called M!LF. Muaha.
I envy this man's rectal ability.

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Tom playing Piano Concerto No 1 Anti-Ares.

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If you dont like Fred, you may like this vid
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My most favorite joke; I have no idea if I've posted it before or not.
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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her... he's naked as well! The bitch!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I do a flat rate - for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the man impatiently.

"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here..."

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Haha, alright that ones clever.

Jason Statham in "Diabetes"

Past, Present and Future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

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One day, a mid-age woman acrossing the new pet shop that have a parrot.

That parrot like to says : "Mrs. Ugly, Mrs. Ugly." to that woman when it saw her.

That woman doesn't really care about that because she thinks it just a nonsence talking animal.

But, every she acrossing that pet shop, the parrot never stop say that. And that make those woman get mad.

She find the pet shop owner and yelled to him to teach that parrot to say good words.

After several days later, that woman acrossing again that pet shop.

The talking parrot still like jaberring but now it says : " Mrs...Mrs...."

"What ?" ask that woman. " Are you want to say i'm ugly again ?"

"Yep. You know everything, Ma'am." answer that parrot.


(I'm sorry for my poor English if you recognized that.)

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If I had the Xanadu bg, I'd post it as response. But I think I get it.

In the meantime, I have this:

Epic Mindrape!!!

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The first video was already posted, but OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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