Post #2041 · Posted at 2009-04-18 11:57:15pm 16.3 years ago
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Something I did in 3 minutres =P
Post #2042 · Posted at 2009-04-20 05:28:49am 16.3 years ago
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobies are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobies are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!!
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobies are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!!
Post #2043 · Posted at 2009-04-20 07:55:48am 16.3 years ago
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Probably the best scene in Scary Movie 3
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Post #2044 · Posted at 2009-04-20 08:07:40am 16.3 years ago
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Post #2045 · Posted at 2009-04-20 08:38:08am 16.3 years ago
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Post #2046 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:02:13am 16.3 years ago
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A kitten on Shaw Drive apparently has "rectum problems"
Post #2047 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:19:57am 16.3 years ago
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Also "What song(s) are stuck in your head right now?":
Post #2048 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:23:19am 16.3 years ago
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Post #2049 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:25:32am 16.3 years ago
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That's how stupid I get sometimes.
Post #2050 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:26:10am 16.3 years ago
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lol
Post #2051 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:28:30am 16.3 years ago
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Post #2052 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:33:57am 16.3 years ago
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I lost. 
Post #2053 · Posted at 2009-04-20 09:36:46am 16.3 years ago
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Post #2054 · Posted at 2009-04-20 10:24:58am 16.3 years ago
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That looks like my aunt's cat. XD
Post #2055 · Posted at 2009-04-21 09:19:26am 16.3 years ago
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The most intense game of Guess Who ever
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Post #2056 · Posted at 2009-04-21 09:40:11am 16.3 years ago
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COMPLETELY LOST XD
Post #2057 · Posted at 2009-04-21 09:44:09am 16.3 years ago
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also lost
Post #2058 · Posted at 2009-04-21 09:54:12am 16.3 years ago
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lost
Post #2059 · Posted at 2009-04-21 10:19:24am 16.3 years ago
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Post #2060 · Posted at 2009-04-21 02:07:09pm 16.3 years ago
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