Post #181 · Posted at 2016-05-21 05:34:05pm 9 years ago
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So, as I am a proud member of the Bullet Club(4-4-4 LIFE), I'm basically better than all of you, and I'm announcing that I'm now the ZIv World Heavyweight Champion. To win the championship, simply get the most predictions right out of whoever predicts for a PPV. With Extreme Rules coming up tomorrow, anyone who wants to try to win the title (and fail) can simply by making a prediction for each match before the pay-per-view! IF YOUR POST IS EDITED AFTER THE PPV STARTS YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED
DRINKING GAME
DRINK EVERY MENTION OF 'THE CLUB'
DRINK EVERY MENTION OF 'THE BLOODLINE'
DRINK EVERY CHAIR SHOT AND KENDO STICK SHOT
DRINK FOR EVERY "WOO!" DURING CHARLOTTE/NATALYA
DRINK FOR EVERY MENTION OF 'LUNATIC FRINGE'
DRINK FOR THE DURATION OF CESARO'S SWING
MAKE SOME UP YOURSELF, YOU LAZY CUNTS
Copy and paste the following, and then fill it out yourself. All are yes/no questions.
So, here are the champion's predictions.
SPECIAL PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH TWO POINTS
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: Yes
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: No
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: Yes
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: No
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): No
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: Corbin
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: Vaudevillains
KALITSO/RUSEV: Rusev
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: Charlotte
CLUB/USOS: The Club
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: Zayn
AMBROSE/JERICHO: Ambrose
REIGNS/STYLES: Reigns (bleh)
DRINKING GAME
DRINK EVERY MENTION OF 'THE CLUB'
DRINK EVERY MENTION OF 'THE BLOODLINE'
DRINK EVERY CHAIR SHOT AND KENDO STICK SHOT
DRINK FOR EVERY "WOO!" DURING CHARLOTTE/NATALYA
DRINK FOR EVERY MENTION OF 'LUNATIC FRINGE'
DRINK FOR THE DURATION OF CESARO'S SWING
MAKE SOME UP YOURSELF, YOU LAZY CUNTS
Copy and paste the following, and then fill it out yourself. All are yes/no questions.
SPECIAL PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH TWO POINTS
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES:
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES:
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE:
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS:
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN):
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
ZIGGLER/CORBIN:
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS:
KALITSO/RUSEV:
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA:
CLUB/USOS:
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO:
AMBROSE/JERICHO:
REIGNS/STYLES:
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES:
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES:
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE:
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS:
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN):
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
ZIGGLER/CORBIN:
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS:
KALITSO/RUSEV:
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA:
CLUB/USOS:
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO:
AMBROSE/JERICHO:
REIGNS/STYLES:
So, here are the champion's predictions.
SPECIAL PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH TWO POINTS
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: Yes
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: No
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: Yes
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: No
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): No
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: Corbin
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: Vaudevillains
KALITSO/RUSEV: Rusev
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: Charlotte
CLUB/USOS: The Club
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: Zayn
AMBROSE/JERICHO: Ambrose
REIGNS/STYLES: Reigns (bleh)
Post #182 · Posted at 2016-05-21 05:50:01pm 9 years ago
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I'll play! ONE VS ALL (me vs the whole fucking world)
SPECIAL PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH TWO POINTS
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: Yes
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: Yes
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: Unfortunately yes :/
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: No; only on Smackdown
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): ...I'm gonna give a bold guess and say "NO"
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: Corbin, please
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: Vaudevillains, please
KALITSO/RUSEV: RUSEV, please
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
CLUB/USOS: LOLUSOSWINS
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: this one's hard to say....I root for Cesaro, but something tells me Miz is gonna retain.
AMBROSE/JERICHO: Ambrose
REIGNS/STYLES: ROMAN REIGNS. BELIEVE THAT. (I'm not just rooting for him, I also predict he's retaining.)
SPECIAL PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH TWO POINTS
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: Yes
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: Yes
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: Unfortunately yes :/
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: No; only on Smackdown
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): ...I'm gonna give a bold guess and say "NO"
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: Corbin, please
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: Vaudevillains, please
KALITSO/RUSEV: RUSEV, please
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
CLUB/USOS: LOLUSOSWINS
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: this one's hard to say....I root for Cesaro, but something tells me Miz is gonna retain.
AMBROSE/JERICHO: Ambrose
REIGNS/STYLES: ROMAN REIGNS. BELIEVE THAT. (I'm not just rooting for him, I also predict he's retaining.)
Post #183 · Posted at 2016-05-21 06:12:08pm 9 years ago
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Drink everytime someone botches a finisher
Drink everytime the network is plugged
Drink everytime the official song of the PPV is mentioned
Do a shot of hard liquor when any of the announcing tables break
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: Does Steve Austin drink beer?
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: Yes
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: The boos will continue for the match, are you kidding?
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: No
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): Yes
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: Corbin
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: New Day
KALITSO/RUSEV: Nobody fucking cares, but it will be Kalisto.
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: Charlotte
CLUB/USOS: Club
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: Cesaro
AMBROSE/JERICHO: Ambrose
REIGNS/STYLES: Reigns, and then Rollins will come back and win the belt.
The championship belt is mine fuccboi
Drink everytime the network is plugged
Drink everytime the official song of the PPV is mentioned
Do a shot of hard liquor when any of the announcing tables break
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: Does Steve Austin drink beer?
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: Yes
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: The boos will continue for the match, are you kidding?
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: No
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): Yes
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: Corbin
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: New Day
KALITSO/RUSEV: Nobody fucking cares, but it will be Kalisto.
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: Charlotte
CLUB/USOS: Club
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: Cesaro
AMBROSE/JERICHO: Ambrose
REIGNS/STYLES: Reigns, and then Rollins will come back and win the belt.
The championship belt is mine fuccboi
Post #184 · Posted at 2016-05-21 10:42:56pm 9 years ago
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DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: of course
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: of course
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: of fucking course
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: of fucking course
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): Rollins returns in fantasy, Roman cheats in actuality
ZIGGLER/LIVING DOOM ALIEN: Corbin
SENTIENT VINE CLIPS/VAUDEVILLAINS: both teams DQ'd for being a waste of goddamn time and also the worst, no winner
KALYPSO/RUSEV: Rusev, i guess, i don't care
WHO THE FUCK/WHY THE FUCK: both participants DQ'd for being booooorrrrrrrrrring as shit and also the worst, no winner
CLUB SPICE/THE ONES GETTING PUSHED: don't care at all in fantasy, Usos in actuality
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: Owens in fantasy, Cesaro in actuality
CRAZY TAXI/JERICHO: HEY HEY HEY IT'S CRAZY TAXI, YOU'VE GOT 10 CRAZY MINUTES
SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRED YEARS AGO/SHOULD GET PUSHED TO HIGH HEAVEN: Styles in fantasy, Reigns in goddamn actuality what the fuck
also predicting a long and unnecessary HHH promo, Stephanie presence almost definite, Shane presence not-so-almost definite
also predicting TOTALLY FUNNY AND HIGH-LARIOUS NEW DAY BACKSTAGE SHENANIGANS AHAHA
also predicting many piss breaks
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: of course
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: of fucking course
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: of fucking course
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): Rollins returns in fantasy, Roman cheats in actuality
ZIGGLER/LIVING DOOM ALIEN: Corbin
SENTIENT VINE CLIPS/VAUDEVILLAINS: both teams DQ'd for being a waste of goddamn time and also the worst, no winner
KALYPSO/RUSEV: Rusev, i guess, i don't care
WHO THE FUCK/WHY THE FUCK: both participants DQ'd for being booooorrrrrrrrrring as shit and also the worst, no winner
CLUB SPICE/THE ONES GETTING PUSHED: don't care at all in fantasy, Usos in actuality
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: Owens in fantasy, Cesaro in actuality
CRAZY TAXI/JERICHO: HEY HEY HEY IT'S CRAZY TAXI, YOU'VE GOT 10 CRAZY MINUTES
SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRED YEARS AGO/SHOULD GET PUSHED TO HIGH HEAVEN: Styles in fantasy, Reigns in goddamn actuality what the fuck
also predicting a long and unnecessary HHH promo, Stephanie presence almost definite, Shane presence not-so-almost definite
also predicting TOTALLY FUNNY AND HIGH-LARIOUS NEW DAY BACKSTAGE SHENANIGANS AHAHA
also predicting many piss breaks
Post #185 · Posted at 2016-05-23 03:01:55am 9 years ago
WWE EXTREME RULEZ: YOU'RE OUT OF LIIIIIIINE
Imagine I had said "Drink every time the official song is played"? We would be dead.
Dolph Ziggler vs Baron Corbin - 3/5 - I HOPE THIS ISN'T THE PEAK OF THE SHOW
No-DQ on the pre-show? That's good stuff. Two wrestlers that can perform at a high-ish level? Even better. Classic showcase of trading blows and momentum going back and forth, Dolph almost won it like four times. Corbin nailed a low blow to Dolph's plums, you could basically see the exact moment when Dolph lost the match.
The Usos vs The Club (Tornado Tag Match) - 2.5/5 - REF THREW THE WEAPON AWAY
Well, wasted no time beating the shit out of each other on the ramp. Really back and forth match, which is a little strange to me. WWE still does this thing where they need to make both teams look strong/competitive in a match. Usos are looking weaker and weaker, they got beat hard here. Club better get a push for the tag belts down the road.
Rusev vs Kalisto (Jobber Belt) - 2/5 - MEXICO BTFO
I swear Rusev held Kalisto in a bear hug for like 5 minutes, you could have fallen asleep. Kalisto put up a fight and looked like he would squeek out a cheeky title defense, but he got pummeled at the end and put in the Acolyte. So I guess Rusev is the new champ for either 24 hours, or until the next PPV.
The New Day vs The Vaudevillains (Tag Team Belts) - Burial/5 - SAME OLD SHIT
Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayne vs Cesaro vs The Miz (Midcard Belt) - 4/5 - MATCH OF THE NIGHT
>Zayne kicks Owens out of the ring
>Cesaro uppercuts Miz out of the ring
Damn that was beautiful. While I knew there would be a good portion of Zayne/Owens during the match, having Miz and Cesaro just sitting out there seemed kinda lazy. Got really good when they all came back in the ring and started to brawl. That exploder by Cesaro was risky as fuck, thought Zayne was gonna break his leg when he went flying. Cesaro going around dishing out uppercuts? Great. Owens going around dishing out cannonballs? Great. All the near-falls at the ? Tremendous, for once an abundance of near falls wasn't overkill and actually made a match better. I seriously thought Cesaro had it won, and then it kept going for like 5-6 more minutes! Holy shit.
I'm so sorry for the rest of the matches that have to follow this.
Chris Jericho vs Dean Ambrose (Arkham Asylum Match) - 1.5/5 - THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS
It only hit me at the start of the match, nobody's actually used a weapon yet, fuck off. Gimmick cage match should be better, but with the weapons hanging above, it's really slow and I just can't get into it. This was the pissbreak match, kind of unfortunate that it has to follow a borderline 5-star match. I'm yawning as I type this, match went on for way too long. After a while, this wasn't even an extreme cage match, it was just, "HEY I'M GONNA WHIP THIS GUY, EVERYBODY WANNA WATCH ME WHIP THIS GUY?", and then we did this for like 5 minutes. Very exciting, very extreme. The match idea was decent, the execution was poor.
Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart (Women's Championship) - 0/5 - SAME OLD SHIT v2
Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles (WWE Championship) - Raw Main Event/5 - SEE ME AFTER CLASS
A summary of the match can best be done by going onto YouTube, looking up "loud booing", and then playing that for 20 minutes. Funny enough, if you do this, the third result is a clip of a WWE arena booing Roman Reigns.
Anyway, Reigns dominated the whole beginning of the match, countered every bit of offense Styles had. Styles got momentum when Reigns hurt his leg, but then Reigns ragdoll'd him around in the air and sent him through the tables. Uh, let's see, Reigns beat up Styles more, threw him into the ring and then The Club and Usos came around to fuck about. Styles almost won twice (HAH!), Reigns kicked out (no duh) and hit a spear to win. That's...good writing.
AND THEN SETH ROLLINS SHOWED UP AND BEAT HIS ASSHOLE. WRESTLING IS SAVED.
APPEND: Counted my points and got 28, so I guess I did good.
Imagine I had said "Drink every time the official song is played"? We would be dead.
Dolph Ziggler vs Baron Corbin - 3/5 - I HOPE THIS ISN'T THE PEAK OF THE SHOW
No-DQ on the pre-show? That's good stuff. Two wrestlers that can perform at a high-ish level? Even better. Classic showcase of trading blows and momentum going back and forth, Dolph almost won it like four times. Corbin nailed a low blow to Dolph's plums, you could basically see the exact moment when Dolph lost the match.
The Usos vs The Club (Tornado Tag Match) - 2.5/5 - REF THREW THE WEAPON AWAY
Well, wasted no time beating the shit out of each other on the ramp. Really back and forth match, which is a little strange to me. WWE still does this thing where they need to make both teams look strong/competitive in a match. Usos are looking weaker and weaker, they got beat hard here. Club better get a push for the tag belts down the road.
Rusev vs Kalisto (Jobber Belt) - 2/5 - MEXICO BTFO
I swear Rusev held Kalisto in a bear hug for like 5 minutes, you could have fallen asleep. Kalisto put up a fight and looked like he would squeek out a cheeky title defense, but he got pummeled at the end and put in the Acolyte. So I guess Rusev is the new champ for either 24 hours, or until the next PPV.
The New Day vs The Vaudevillains (Tag Team Belts) - Burial/5 - SAME OLD SHIT
Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayne vs Cesaro vs The Miz (Midcard Belt) - 4/5 - MATCH OF THE NIGHT
>Zayne kicks Owens out of the ring
>Cesaro uppercuts Miz out of the ring
Damn that was beautiful. While I knew there would be a good portion of Zayne/Owens during the match, having Miz and Cesaro just sitting out there seemed kinda lazy. Got really good when they all came back in the ring and started to brawl. That exploder by Cesaro was risky as fuck, thought Zayne was gonna break his leg when he went flying. Cesaro going around dishing out uppercuts? Great. Owens going around dishing out cannonballs? Great. All the near-falls at the ? Tremendous, for once an abundance of near falls wasn't overkill and actually made a match better. I seriously thought Cesaro had it won, and then it kept going for like 5-6 more minutes! Holy shit.
I'm so sorry for the rest of the matches that have to follow this.
Chris Jericho vs Dean Ambrose (Arkham Asylum Match) - 1.5/5 - THIS IS THE MATCH THAT NEVER ENDS
It only hit me at the start of the match, nobody's actually used a weapon yet, fuck off. Gimmick cage match should be better, but with the weapons hanging above, it's really slow and I just can't get into it. This was the pissbreak match, kind of unfortunate that it has to follow a borderline 5-star match. I'm yawning as I type this, match went on for way too long. After a while, this wasn't even an extreme cage match, it was just, "HEY I'M GONNA WHIP THIS GUY, EVERYBODY WANNA WATCH ME WHIP THIS GUY?", and then we did this for like 5 minutes. Very exciting, very extreme. The match idea was decent, the execution was poor.
Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart (Women's Championship) - 0/5 - SAME OLD SHIT v2
Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles (WWE Championship) - Raw Main Event/5 - SEE ME AFTER CLASS
A summary of the match can best be done by going onto YouTube, looking up "loud booing", and then playing that for 20 minutes. Funny enough, if you do this, the third result is a clip of a WWE arena booing Roman Reigns.
Anyway, Reigns dominated the whole beginning of the match, countered every bit of offense Styles had. Styles got momentum when Reigns hurt his leg, but then Reigns ragdoll'd him around in the air and sent him through the tables. Uh, let's see, Reigns beat up Styles more, threw him into the ring and then The Club and Usos came around to fuck about. Styles almost won twice (HAH!), Reigns kicked out (no duh) and hit a spear to win. That's...good writing.
AND THEN SETH ROLLINS SHOWED UP AND BEAT HIS ASSHOLE. WRESTLING IS SAVED.
APPEND: Counted my points and got 28, so I guess I did good.
Post #186 · Posted at 2016-05-23 03:28:01am 9 years ago
Before I review this abomination, Quickman, I counted my points, and I got 26. Some of my predictions were (unfortunately) true.
Anyways... *sigh* Extreme Rule 2016 blah blah
Pre Show Match: Dolph "How am I still relevant" Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin
Result: Corbin shroyuken'd Ziggler's ziggly nuts then gave him the end of days and pinned him.
Rating: 7/10
My comment: If Ziggler would've won, the rating would've went from 3-from-10 to 3-from-0.
Match: The Usos vs. The Club
Result: The Club wins.
Rating: 9/10, good match.
My comment: Thank god the Usos didn't bury them.
Match: Lucha 9000 vs. Kuma for the USA Championship
Result: Rusev wins, thank god.
Rating: 10/10; GET YO ASS TO DA HOSPITAL, KALISTO.
My comment: RUSEV CRUSH
Match: The New Day vs. the Vaudevillains for the Tag Team Championship
Result: LOLNEWDAYWINS
Rating: *shakes my hips* 0 *shakes my hips again* out *shakes my hips again* of *shakes my hips again* 10
My comment: fuck off
Match: Sami Zayn vs. Cesaro vs. Kevin Owens vs. the Miz
Result: LOLMIZWINS
Rating: Usually a Miz-win is an automatic 0, but the Match was atleast great, so I'll half-ass the grade. 5/10.
My comment: Shout out to the crowd for not giving even a width of reaction to the Miz. The board of directors need to listen to us when we say we're sick of the Miz, and he should've been released way before Damien Sandow, Cody Rhodes, and Wade Barrett.
Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Evil Akuma Jericho in a Asylum Match
Result: Well, y'know--OH SHIT THUMB TACKS OUCH--- I'm sorry I'm sorry, I meant to say Ambrose wins.
Rating: 7/10
My comment: Again, props to both men, I like both men, BUT THE MATCH WAS TOO SLOW, COMON STEP IT UP
Match: Natalya vs. Charlotte for the Women's Championship
Result: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
Rating: Charlotte wins + Dana Brooke made an appearance. Charlotte winning is an auto 0, and Dana Brooke's appearance subtracts the total rating by 5. That means the rating is -5/10.
My comment: hang me
Match: Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Championship
Result: Roman Reigns won what was an incredible match. He busted his ass trying to entertain you ungrateful fans. ALSO OH WOW, SELL-OUT RETURNED AND PEDIGREE'D ROMAN REIGNS, HOORAY FUCKING YAY. :/
Rating: 10/10 - IGN
My comment: I hope you're fucking happy for that ending.
Overall Show Rating: 7/10.... Not bad, overall, though not many things went my way, but I can't be so opinionated. The show deserves a 7/10, because I'm a nice guy. (If it was FULLY my opinion, I'd rate this piece of shit 3/10.) WWE already ruined my birthday, and my birthday doesn't even start until like 30 minutes from now. NEW ERA OF WWE, FOLKS.
MMMMMMMMM, O MAH GAWD.
Anyways... *sigh* Extreme Rule 2016 blah blah
Pre Show Match: Dolph "How am I still relevant" Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin
Result: Corbin shroyuken'd Ziggler's ziggly nuts then gave him the end of days and pinned him.
Rating: 7/10
My comment: If Ziggler would've won, the rating would've went from 3-from-10 to 3-from-0.
Match: The Usos vs. The Club
Result: The Club wins.
Rating: 9/10, good match.
My comment: Thank god the Usos didn't bury them.
Match: Lucha 9000 vs. Kuma for the USA Championship
Result: Rusev wins, thank god.
Rating: 10/10; GET YO ASS TO DA HOSPITAL, KALISTO.
My comment: RUSEV CRUSH
Match: The New Day vs. the Vaudevillains for the Tag Team Championship
Result: LOLNEWDAYWINS
Rating: *shakes my hips* 0 *shakes my hips again* out *shakes my hips again* of *shakes my hips again* 10
My comment: fuck off
Match: Sami Zayn vs. Cesaro vs. Kevin Owens vs. the Miz
Result: LOLMIZWINS
Rating: Usually a Miz-win is an automatic 0, but the Match was atleast great, so I'll half-ass the grade. 5/10.
My comment: Shout out to the crowd for not giving even a width of reaction to the Miz. The board of directors need to listen to us when we say we're sick of the Miz, and he should've been released way before Damien Sandow, Cody Rhodes, and Wade Barrett.
Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Evil Akuma Jericho in a Asylum Match
Result: Well, y'know--OH SHIT THUMB TACKS OUCH--- I'm sorry I'm sorry, I meant to say Ambrose wins.
Rating: 7/10
My comment: Again, props to both men, I like both men, BUT THE MATCH WAS TOO SLOW, COMON STEP IT UP
Match: Natalya vs. Charlotte for the Women's Championship
Result: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
Rating: Charlotte wins + Dana Brooke made an appearance. Charlotte winning is an auto 0, and Dana Brooke's appearance subtracts the total rating by 5. That means the rating is -5/10.
My comment: hang me
Match: Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Championship
Result: Roman Reigns won what was an incredible match. He busted his ass trying to entertain you ungrateful fans. ALSO OH WOW, SELL-OUT RETURNED AND PEDIGREE'D ROMAN REIGNS, HOORAY FUCKING YAY. :/
Rating: 10/10 - IGN
My comment: I hope you're fucking happy for that ending.
Overall Show Rating: 7/10.... Not bad, overall, though not many things went my way, but I can't be so opinionated. The show deserves a 7/10, because I'm a nice guy. (If it was FULLY my opinion, I'd rate this piece of shit 3/10.) WWE already ruined my birthday, and my birthday doesn't even start until like 30 minutes from now. NEW ERA OF WWE, FOLKS.
MMMMMMMMM, O MAH GAWD.
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RESULTS
SPECIAL PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH TWO POINTS
DOES CHARLOTTE GO "WOO!" MORE THAN THREE TIMES: YES
DOES THE ASYLUM MATCH GO LONGER THAN 20 MINUTES: YES
DOES ROMAN GET BOOED DURING HIS ENTRANCE: YES
DOES KEVIN DUNN MUTE THE BOOS: WELL HE CERTAINLY FUCKING TRIED (POINTS AWARDED TO EVERYONE)
DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING HAPPEN DURING AJ/ROMAN; (AJ TURNS ON THE CLUB, THE CLUB TURNS ON AJ, SETH ROLLINS RETURNS, ROMAN CHEATS TO WIN): EYYYY ROLLINS WADDUP
MATCH PREDICTIONS - EACH WORTH THREE POINTS
Advert for upcoming Network shows starts with Stardust. Awkward.
ZIGGLER/CORBIN: CORBIN (Nobody gave a shit, Corbin won, aces, 3/5)
NEW DAY/VAUDEVILLAINS: NEW DAY (I get worried every time I see Big E do that big spear to the outside, 2.5/5)
KALISTO/RUSEV: RUSEV (Hopefully WWE will remember they have a US Champion now)
CHARLOTTE/NATALYA: CHARLOTTE (Woooooo, 2/5)
CLUB/USOS: THE CLUB (Decent match, Usos were booed all the way to the sun, 3/5)
OWENS/ZAYN/MIZ/CESARO: THE MIZ (MIZ RETAINS YESSS Twitter feed is amazing. CRY FUCKERS, 4.5/5)
AMBROSE/JERICHO: AMBROSE (Best Cage Filled With Shit match since DDP vs. Raven at Slamboree 1998, 3.5/5)
REIGNS/STYLES: REIGNS (styles clash x2, one even on the chair, but reigns lands a spear and mcmahon laughs all the way home. how can anyone be a fan of this guy, fucking hell, 2.5/5)
A phenomenal forearm, two styles clashes (1 on the chair), a Magic KillerBoot of Doom, 5+ chair shots, a "knee injury", and he still wins. #JustRomanThings
THEN ROLLINS CAME BACK AND BEAT REIGNS UP, GR8, CAN'T WAIT FOR REIGNS TO BURY HIM AT SUMMERSLAM
Adam Blampied quoted as saying "I don't know if you're heel, I don't know if you're face, all I know is I love you and I hate that dickhead you were standing over".
Quickman (c): 24
Sigrev2: 22 (points were awarded for rollins return)
Mokou: 28
Ham: 23 (points not awarded for split decision for IC title match)
MOKOU IS A NOB and also champion whatever see you at MITB cockface
Post #188 · Posted at 2016-05-23 06:53:13pm 9 years ago
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I AM YOUR NEW Z-I-v HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
AND THAT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS
AND THAT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS
Post #189 · Posted at 2016-05-23 07:02:36pm 9 years ago
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JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL MONEY IN THE BANK WHERE I PROBABLY WON'T WIN BUT SHUT UP
I AM STRONG HEEL, BEST HEEL
I AM STRONG HEEL, BEST HEEL
Post #190 · Posted at 2016-05-23 07:57:49pm 9 years ago
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I am here to say... Triple H granted me, the birthday boy, another chance. I finally accepted that I can't beat the authority, so I joined.
Quickman, Ayumi, we are in a TRIPLE THREAT prediction contest for Money in the Bank! I will win, regardless if you two team up on me! One vs All!
Quickman, Ayumi, we are in a TRIPLE THREAT prediction contest for Money in the Bank! I will win, regardless if you two team up on me! One vs All!
Post #191 · Posted at 2016-05-23 07:59:09pm 9 years ago
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I might as well be face, who's gonna boo me?
(For MITB, runner-up gets the briefcase and whoever has it can cash it in on an NXT Takeover show. DEMS DA RULES)
(For MITB, runner-up gets the briefcase and whoever has it can cash it in on an NXT Takeover show. DEMS DA RULES)
Post #192 · Posted at 2016-05-24 02:18:51am 9 years ago
Philidelphia will boo all 3 of us..... and lmao you could be the "neutral anti-hero" like Bork Laser.
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Kill yourself, Charlotte. I already wanna hang myself because you're the Women's Champion, but now you disrespect your father? You stupid ugly cunt, he's the reason you've won every single match ever since your shitty heel run started.
Wow I never thought I would be this pissed at a wrestler. Not even the Miz. Not even Brock Lesnar. I'm sorry, but if you're the type of person to disrespect your parent(s), my respect for you automatically reduces to 0%.
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Kill yourself, Charlotte. I already wanna hang myself because you're the Women's Champion, but now you disrespect your father? You stupid ugly cunt, he's the reason you've won every single match ever since your shitty heel run started.
Wow I never thought I would be this pissed at a wrestler. Not even the Miz. Not even Brock Lesnar. I'm sorry, but if you're the type of person to disrespect your parent(s), my respect for you automatically reduces to 0%.
Post #193 · Posted at 2016-05-24 03:37:28am 9 years ago
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Kill yourself, Charlotte.
Post #194 · Posted at 2016-05-24 03:38:34am 9 years ago
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dood it's scripted tv
Post #195 · Posted at 2016-05-24 03:43:09am 9 years ago
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sorry, mpd kicked in lol
i wasn't myself.
i wasn't myself.
Post #196 · Posted at 2016-05-24 07:03:56am 9 years ago
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wwe please do a storyline where roman reigns kills baby vince and the new day have to go back in time to fix the timeline
Have it a 3-on-1 ladder match at Money In The Bank with a baby doll instead of a briefcase
Make Roman wear a stovepipe hat
This shit SELLS seats
Have it a 3-on-1 ladder match at Money In The Bank with a baby doll instead of a briefcase
Make Roman wear a stovepipe hat
This shit SELLS seats
Post #197 · Posted at 2016-05-29 03:39:56pm 9 years ago
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Post #198 · Posted at 2016-05-31 01:20:47am 9 years ago
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20:16:29 · Sigrev2: for those interested: goldberg announced to be in WWE 2K17...
20:16:39 · Sigrev2: no idea if he's pre-order bonus or not, which i... really hope not
20:16:39 · Sigrev2: no idea if he's pre-order bonus or not, which i... really hope not
Post #199 · Posted at 2016-06-04 04:50:08pm 9 years ago
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Remember when Sting was announced for WWE 2K16 before he actually turned up at Survivor Series?
Keep your eyes on MITB, y'all. This might end up more interesting than I originally thought...
4/6/16: AJ/Cena confirmed for MITB. Please. Please, god, don't let the worst happen.
Keep your eyes on MITB, y'all. This might end up more interesting than I originally thought...
4/6/16: AJ/Cena confirmed for MITB. Please. Please, god, don't let the worst happen.
Post #200 · Posted at 2016-06-09 06:09:34pm 9 years ago
NXT Take Over The End review. This show was great overall, unlike the past 4 years of non-NXT-WWE PPV's.
Match: Tye Dillinger Perfect 10 Greatest Neutral Talent on NXT today vs. A.C.A. (the new guy whose name I forgot how to spell already)
Result: ACA wins; I'd be surprised of a debuting wrestler loses his first PPV match.
Rating: 7/10, super meh.
My comment: So far, so good, I guess.
Match: American Alpha vs. the Revival for the Tag Team Championship
Result: LOLREVIVALWINS, then 2 random fat bitches ambushes American Alpha after the match, then the Road Warriors's manager walks in the arena and is apparently leading those 2 random fat bitches.
Rating: As much as I wanted to hang myself, I'll rate this 9/10. The Revival are 2 annoying gimmick-less cunts, but their wrestling skills are still on point, so I give them credit for that, at most.
My comment: AMBUSH THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Match: Austin Aries vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Result: After an epic match, Nakamura wins.
Rating: 10/10, HOLY SHIT that was an awesome fucking match!
My comment: Austin Aries heel turn coming soon, I'm calling it right now.
Match: Asuka vs. Nia Jax for the Women's Championship
Result: Asuka surprised me and won!
Rating: 9/10
My comment: I give both women credit. Nia Jax is an annoying bitch, but she's still talented in my opinion.
Match: Finn Balor vs. E. Honda for the NXT Championship
Result: Samoa Joe wins. Predictable, as good as the Match was.
Rating: 8/10, Finn Balor's entrance already gives all of his Matches 5 points.
My comment: I was expecting both men to shake hands afterwards, since Finn Balor is probably going to RAW, and Samoa Joe kinda has no more purpose in being a justified heel anymore.
Good show, overall. Overall rating: 9/10. Impressing.
Match: Tye Dillinger Perfect 10 Greatest Neutral Talent on NXT today vs. A.C.A. (the new guy whose name I forgot how to spell already)
Result: ACA wins; I'd be surprised of a debuting wrestler loses his first PPV match.
Rating: 7/10, super meh.
My comment: So far, so good, I guess.
Match: American Alpha vs. the Revival for the Tag Team Championship
Result: LOLREVIVALWINS, then 2 random fat bitches ambushes American Alpha after the match, then the Road Warriors's manager walks in the arena and is apparently leading those 2 random fat bitches.
Rating: As much as I wanted to hang myself, I'll rate this 9/10. The Revival are 2 annoying gimmick-less cunts, but their wrestling skills are still on point, so I give them credit for that, at most.
My comment: AMBUSH THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Match: Austin Aries vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Result: After an epic match, Nakamura wins.
Rating: 10/10, HOLY SHIT that was an awesome fucking match!
My comment: Austin Aries heel turn coming soon, I'm calling it right now.
Match: Asuka vs. Nia Jax for the Women's Championship
Result: Asuka surprised me and won!
Rating: 9/10
My comment: I give both women credit. Nia Jax is an annoying bitch, but she's still talented in my opinion.
Match: Finn Balor vs. E. Honda for the NXT Championship
Result: Samoa Joe wins. Predictable, as good as the Match was.
Rating: 8/10, Finn Balor's entrance already gives all of his Matches 5 points.
My comment: I was expecting both men to shake hands afterwards, since Finn Balor is probably going to RAW, and Samoa Joe kinda has no more purpose in being a justified heel anymore.
Good show, overall. Overall rating: 9/10. Impressing.