The Corrupted Wish Game

Done. They make a shitty song.

I wish that playing guitar isn't hard.

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Granted, but actually playing piano more harder than guitar.

I wish 2MB make new DDR song with highest BPM = 999 BPM.

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Granted. When it hits that point, the arcade machine crashes. HA!

I wish I can read minds.

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Granted, but you can only read the minds of those who don't think.

I wish I had a better, indestructable video camera that wouldn't blow up or die on me. It couldn't be stolen and it had the best quality ever.

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Granted, but even nuclear explosion can't damaged it ? It seem impossible to be created.

I wish Doraemon appear from my desk table.

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granted, but some assembly is required...

I wish Guitar Freaks would be released in the US

grated, but only JP can play songs.

wish i didn't have to go to school o Monday.

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granted, now the school goes to you.

I wish I can use one of my awesome GIF avatars on this site.

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Granted, now find your favorite GIF picture and use it soon.

I wish my special CD / DVD can regenerate rare monster on Monster Rancher 4.

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Granted.

I wish I was in a RPG Game.

Granted. It's Drakkhen.

I wish I was a movie star.

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Granted but your movies suck.


I wish I was awesome.

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Granted, so try talent shows.

I wish $1000 falling from the sky.

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Granted. They're fake.

I wish I had sex right now.

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Granted, but don't WooHoo in the beach.

I wish my hamster can participate on this site.

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Granted, but he eats the ethernet cable so that now even YOU can't get online

I wish i wasn't a pear anymore =/

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Granted but now you're an apple.

I wish they would release another US DJMAX.

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Granted, but Konami will sueing again.

I wish i can find real Phoenix.

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Granted. You decide to raise a whole flock of phoenixes in the lost side-story of Harry Potter.

I wish i had another cookie.

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Granted, here is your cookie.



I wish i can make Omelette du Fromage.

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